Rural Beauty 154, Main Text 154: Delivered by You, Delivered by You
One stroke, two pinches, three hair pulls—girls in a fight always rely on their three essentials. This content features the textual material from Chapter 154 of Rural Beauty 154!
Lu Xiaoying trimmed the beginning and end, focusing on the middle section, her small hands like pliers, pressing firmly all over Lu Yun’s body. The pressure was so intense that Lu Yun jumped and twitched like a flea, crying out continuously. (wwpaosu8c_- Lover's Chamber -)
Meeting a woman not worthy—what can one do but sigh in frustration?
Lu Yun was so frustrated he nearly went crazy. Could it be that a gentle, composed girl, once so reserved, would suddenly become so fierce?
First came Liang Hongyu, who used to blush just at the thought of speaking to a boy—now came Lu Xiaoying, petite and endearing. The two seemed to have coordinated their strategies perfectly—both resorted to one method: pinching!
I pinch! I pinch! I pinch! I pinch!
Pinch until you’re completely bare,
Little chickens pecking at rice, monkeys stealing peaches... Hmm—what a brilliant move! Just as the monkey stole a peach, Lu Yun was half-kneeling on the ground, drenched in cold sweat, his heart pounding with frustration—why does everything always involve me and my peaches? The greatest tragedy of life is nothing but monkeys stealing peaches! Lu Xiaoying was just about to give it her all when she suddenly saw Lu Yun half-kneeling, clutching his side with visible pain, and her initial excitement instantly vanished like a thief caught by the police. She bent down, asking anxiously, "Lu Yun, what's wrong? What happened?" Lu Yun groaned, "What else can I do? You've accidentally pinched me in the wrong spot." Lu Xiaoying paused, then burst out laughing, utterly unreasonable, saying, "Well, I've been pinching you all along—since you wanted to become a eunuch, I might as well take the opportunity now and finish the job. That way, you won't keep bothering me!" She was absolutely devastated.
What kind of logical sense does this girl have? Lu Yun finally got it clear—girls in love are simply unbreakable; they can't be hurt at all. Unbreakable, indeed, unbreakable! This content is from Chapter 154 of the series "Rural Beauty."
"Is anyone in the house? Liu widow, Liu widow—I'm here to deliver something to you."
Just as Lu Yun was sinking into infinite sorrow, a haunting wail erupted from outside. Good heavens—how unusually loud this person's voice is! It's even more powerful than the village committee's public speaker.
"I'll go out and check first. Don't you dare squeeze me in front of others!" Lu Yun was now terrified. These girls in love are so adorable—something unexpected might happen at any moment.
Upon stepping outside, Lu Yun spotted a thin man, resembling a monkey, pacing back and forth with growing impatience, occasionally wiping his face with the untucked collar of his shirt, damp with sweat.
"Uncle, are you here to deliver something to Mrs. Liu?"
Lu Yun carefully studied the thin middle-aged man, puzzled as to how someone of such a slender build could have such a commanding voice. The man turned to face Lu Yun, looking puzzled and asking, "Which one are you? I've never seen you before—where's Mrs. Liu?"
Lu Yun smiled politely, "Mrs. Liu has gone back to the village for some matters. I'm just temporarily taking care of the shop. You said you were coming to deliver the goods, right? Just hand them over to me. It's so hot today—why don't you have a cup of water first?"
Lu Yun spoke with courtesy, yet the man, resembling a monkey, lowered his head and grew increasingly annoyed, waving his arms impatiently. "What water? Unload the goods and I'm leaving." Finally, he muttered under his breath, "Just plain frustrating."
Lu Yun blinked, surprised at the thin man's sudden outburst—how could someone so polite be treated so rudely? He had just been about to respond when he remembered Mrs. Liu's final instructions. He suppressed his irritation and followed the man out, remaining calm and composed.
The delivery truck used by middle-aged men was a farm tricycle, with a steel box welded onto the cargo bed to protect against wind and rain. When Mrs. Liu passed away, she had already handed over the goods list to the delivery man. However, Lu Yun remembered that Mrs. Liu had mentioned the delivery person was a man with a limp—yet this lean monkey was even more agile than he, and he asked, "Uncle, weren't you the one delivering to Mrs. Liu before?" The monkey replied coldly, "I'm visiting for the first time. My brother used to come. Don't waste time—Mrs. Liu isn't here, and I still have to head back." "Hey! I'm not even sure what I did to you! I'm acting like someone who's just been shot—speaking in a stiff, stone-like tone, as if I'm a rock in a latrine. Look at me, do I look easy to handle?" After taking two boxes of instant noodles, Lu Yun entered the convenience store with a cold expression. "Lu Yun, shall I help you with anything?" This content is from Chapter 154 of "Rural Beauty." Lu Xiaoying stepped out from the inner room and
"No, I can handle this—just let me rest a moment..." Before Land Yun had finished speaking, the thin middle-aged man also stepped in, squinting at Lu Xiaoying with a sly smile playing at his lips. "Young nephew, who was that just now?" Land Yun glared at him, watching the way he looked annoyed, and immediately let out a sharp sigh. "What's it to you? Just unload your cargo and get out of my way!" Land Yun didn't bother trying to engage him, but to his surprise, the thin man chuckled all on his own. "You don't need to tell me—I already know. That young lady is your girlfriend, right? Nowadays, young people are so open-minded! It's amazing how, at such a young age, they can spend quiet, intimate moments just inside their homes. I'm truly envious!"
Oh, for heaven's sake—what on earth is this supposed to be said by someone your age?
Land Yun was furious, and if it weren't for M. Liu's instructions, he would have given that thin man two solid smacks.
"Hey, you guys are lucky—you grew up in such a good time. Back when I'm nearly thirty, I'm still single. I originally planned to help out my brother with deliveries and maybe get to know Liu's widow a bit, but things didn't work out..."
"Go on, you little skinny monkey—get down here! You're just a second-rate player, you know that? Why don't you go home and take care of your own business?" Lu Yun was completely furious, throwing the two bags of ice creams he just received onto the ground and grabbing the skinny monkey by the neck, his hand firmly pressed against the rear bumper of the tricycle.
The skinny monkey hadn't expected Lu Yun to physically confront him. He looked like a tough customer, and now being held by a young kid, he immediately started shouting, "Hey, kid, what do you want from me? You think you're going to reach out and touch me like that?"
To heaven's good fortune, Lu Yun muttered under his breath, tightening his grip and pulling hard to lift the skinny monkey off the trunk of the tricycle.
Though thin, the lean monkey wasn't someone Land Yun could easily handle. Raising his dry, bony palm, he gave Land Yun's arm a sharp slap, leaving a clear five-finger impression. Realizing he couldn't win against him, Land Yun released his grip, leapt off the safety rail, and rushed straight for the convenience store.
"Land Yun, what's wrong?" Lu Xiaoying was sitting on a small stool, cracking peanuts, when she suddenly saw Land Yun storm in, his face flushed with anger. She quickly stood up and asked.
"Nothing. Just go stay in the house and keep out of my way a bit," Land Yun said, then dove into the inner room. When he emerged, he was holding a bright, gleaming knife in his hands.
"Land Yun, what are you doing now?"
... Rural Beauty No. 154, Chapter 154: The Delivery Guy's Update Completed!