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Pull it down and stir-fry it to eat

The Country Beauty #188 10/28/2025
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The Country's Beautiful Woman 191, Main Text 191 – Pull it off and eat it 191 Once翠花's aunt and her companions had left, Lu Yun was fully prepared for Ling Xiaoman to explode. Though it had been an emergency situation that required immediate action, Lu Yun had indeed touched her vibrant, red, soft lips, and his heart had carried a touch of subtle mischief—this content is the textual material of Chapter 191 of "The Country's Beautiful Woman." Yet, unexpectedly, Ling Xiaoman didn’t explode at all. Instead, she thanked him sincerely, and stared at him in quiet astonishment. Lu Yun stood there, completely dumbfounded. “Uh—” Lu Yun suddenly lowered his head, unable to meet Ling Xiaoman’s gaze, and spoke softly, “Ling Teacher, you… your skirt.” Ah? Ling Xiaoman blinked, her eyes drifting downward, and immediately gasped, swiftly pulling her skirt down from nearly to her waist. With her lips tightly pressed together, Ling Xiaoman's eyes glistened with moisture. What was happening today? First, she'd been quietly watched while using the restroom—her long-held composure finally broken—and now, after enduring the shock of having to hold it in for so long, she'd ended up nearly drowning when she accidentally fell into the river. Then, in front of so many people, Lu Yun had performed CPR on her. Now, what was even more unbearable was that her skirt had been lifted to her waist, revealing her long, graceful legs, her well-rounded buttocks, and the intimate area concealed beneath her cartoon-style underpants—all exposed to the public gaze, while she remained completely unaware. If it weren't for Lu Yun's reminder... As she thought of this, Ling Xiaoman could no longer hold back her tears, and droplets of pearls fell steadily down her cheeks. It was possible that Lu Yun had already seen something in the restroom, and now, with her entire body so fully exposed before him, the sudden wave of embarrassment left her feeling dizzy. Lu Yun kept his head down, yet had been quietly observing Ling Xiaoman all along. Hearing her choked sobs now, he panicked, saying, "Ling Teacher, don't cry! I... I didn't see anything at all. Really, nothing!" — a classic case of masking one's own embarrassment! When Lu Yun remained silent, Ling Xiaoman hadn't noticed. But as soon as he spoke, she realized he had seen her completely, from head to toe. Thinking of how her first kiss had been taken away, now her body—nearly bare—had been treated with such intimacy, she wept even more bitterly. Indeed, women's three cardinal remedies in times of distress—crying, complaining, and going to the end—crying ranks first, and there's good reason for that. At this moment, Lu Yun felt utterly helpless in the face of Ling Xiaoman's unceasing tears, fidgeting anxiously by the side. As he watched, Cuihua Auntie and the others were now dressing up and walking toward them. If they saw Ling Xiaoman in this state, they would surely think he had wronged her, even though he had indeed lingered on her chest for a while—after all, that Lu Yun felt uneasy and doubted even his own confidence in the fluffy comforter he had been relying on. What a mess this has become! He had simply intended to catch a few fish for a change of diet at dinner, but he not only caught fish—he also ended up catching Ling Xiaoman’s white rabbit. He saw her long, graceful legs, her small, modest cartoon-style shorts clinging wetly to her lovely abdomen, barely containing the part that stirred his blood and sparked endless reveries. He had originally only been wearing a plain blue-bottomed brief, which clung to him as the river water soaked him—nothing unusual about that. What was truly unbearable was when Lu Yun noticed Ling Xiaoman’s skirt riding up and felt an automatic physical response, completely unaware of it himself. Only when Ling Xiaoman gently reminded him did he realize his erect member was straightening up, pointing directly at her—thus explaining why Ling Xiaoman had turned so shy that she had even forgotten to cry. Cuihua aunt and the others were all seasoned pros. Ling Xiaoman's shy demeanor was clearly visible to them, and they exchanged knowing, quiet chuckles. This city-born young lady, having been artificially ventilated by Lu Yun and even having her ample breasts gently caressed, must have been furious at the young man from Lu family—this scene is from Chapter 191 of "Rural Beauty in Bloom." Lu Yun plunged into the river and surfaced only after diving fifty meters, his head covered with floating water plants. He quietly scanned Ling Xiaoman along the riverbank. When he saw Cuihua aunt, he silently thanked himself for jumping in first—otherwise, with his younger brother so boldly lifting his head, they’d surely have stripped him bare right there. These strong-willed women were capable of anything, and certainly wouldn’t hesitate in front of Ling Xiaoman. Just imagining being pinned down and roughly handled by several such determined women, Lu Yun felt a wave of relief and apprehension. Lu Yun patted his still-upright, proud younger brother gently and sighed, "Hey, brother, when you lift your head up, could you please let me know? After all, you've grown right on me. We should always discuss things together—next time, please don't just go ahead and raise that proud little head of yours all by yourself, alright?" Lu Yun spoke to himself as he stood in the water. On the bank, Ling Xiaoman rose to her feet with the support of Cuihua's aunt and her sisters, though she was still trembling from shock, her body weak and her legs unable to bear her weight. "Lu's son," Cuihua's aunt said plainly, "hurry up and come over here and take your young wife home!" Her words were always so direct, leaving Ling Xiaoman blushing, her head bowed, eyes fixed on her own feet, unable to speak a word. Lu Yun knew it was time to go back. A few older women were chatting and making jokes by the side, so he and Ling Xiaoman didn’t feel particularly awkward. Reaching the riverbank, he dipped his lower body into the water and called out to the plump Cuihua aunt, “Cuihua aunt, could you please drop my clothes down?” “Hah! Even the shy boy is showing his nerves now in front of me. If you don’t come up yourself, I’ll have to marry off your young wife to my less-than-ambitious brother!” Cuihua aunt picked up Lu Yun’s clothes that had been left on the bank and waved them in front of him, clearly not intending to hand them over. Lu Yun grew increasingly anxious. He wanted to go up, but his younger brother seemed strangely stiff today—refusing to move. With his hands plunged into the water, he murmured to himself, “I tell you, brother, you can’t just listen to me, can’t you? Just let’s shrink down a bit, for heaven’s sake.” "...Landlord’s son, what’s the matter with you being shy? My sister-in-law has been holding onto that little thing of yours since we were young—what could possibly be going on that she doesn’t know about?" In truth, Cuihua is quite attractive in appearance, though a bit on the plump side. Her two prominent assets, especially when they rise, make her look even more rounded and substantial. Seeing that Cuihua wouldn’t let go of her clothes and that he couldn’t simply have the young man carry him ashore, Lu Yun decided to stand in the water and engage her in a spirited exchange: "Cuihua sister-in-law, I’d like to sincerely thank you. If it weren’t for you holding onto me and playing with me, I’d probably still be no bigger than my good friend Liangzi’s. I suspect you have your own reasons—perhaps you’re worried that after I marry your daughter, I won’t be able to give her the life of happiness you’ve envisioned. This is from Chapter 191 of 'Rural Beauty with a Radiant Heart.'" As soon as Lu Yun finished speaking, the other elderly women burst into laughter, their chests heaving with each fit, creating a wave Although Ling Xiaoman thought Lu Yun's words a bit too sharp, she couldn't help but smile gently. The way he spoke was truly impressive—completely at ease when facing these village women. She had heard before that older women in the countryside never knew what "reserve" meant, and had doubted it at first. But now, having heard it firsthand, she couldn't deny it anymore. Not only were the village women sharp-tongued, but even Lu Yun, a young man, held his own with such strength that it truly opened her eyes. In the city, such straightforward exchanges were simply unheard of. Lu Yun giggled, "Uncle, I'll only show it to you. If you'd like to know, why don't you just jump in and feel it yourself?" Lu Yun had originally meant it as a joke, but to his surprise, Cuihua's aunt took it seriously. She handed over Lu Yun's clothes to a companion beside her, then quickly stripped off and plunged into the river with a splash. The two little bombs bounced up and down in her back, her big floral brief clinging tightly to her ample figure, flowing with water as she waded toward Lu Yun. As she walked, she said, "Little rabbit, see how I'm going to catch you—no way am I letting go of that thing!" Lu Yun didn't mind her at all in the water. On hearing this, she dove under and swam several meters away, smiling brightly, "Cuihua Aunt, if you can catch me, I'll definitely make you my mother-in-law. Ha ha!" "Cuihua's aunt is only in her early thirties. Niu Niu is her only daughter, now ten years old. The little girl is delicate and charming, with a sweet disposition. Lu Yun often enjoys playing with her when he has time, and frequently tells Cuihua's aunt in front of Niu Niu that he plans to marry her one day. Therefore, when Lu Yun now says these things, Cuihua's aunt doesn't find them at all unusual. 'You rascal—just wait until I grab your thing and serve it up fried!' Cuihua's aunt is also quite good at swimming. As she reaches the deep end, she splashes a trail of water and darts after Lu Yun. Lu Yun chuckles, having learned to swim at age six and spent seven or eight years in this river. Most people simply can't catch up with him. Watching Cuihua's aunt splash high into the air and charge toward him, he dives under and swims off toward the distance. Rural Beauty 191, Main Text 191 – 'Grab it and serve it up fried' – Updated!"