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The Country Beauty #262 10/29/2025
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The Village Beauty 265, Main Text 265: Toothpicks?!! Chapter 265—first he stripped her bare. The four elder women exchanged glances, surprised that Lu Yun’s tongue was sharper than theirs. Outnumbered and in the wrong, none dared to speak first. This content is the textual material from Chapter 265 of "The Village Beauty 265." {Tsxsw} (—) Lu Yun coldly glanced at the four women and remarked, "Just now, which auntie claimed she was wet? Well, I’ve got a gun right here—probably enough to hold back the flood and seal off your river mouth." Upon hearing this, the women’s faces flushed with embarrassment. Woman Ding stood up and shouted at Lu Yun, "What’s wrong with me saying so? With just a toothpick like you, how dare you parade around in front of us? Be careful—you might end up a dead eunuch with not even a toothpick left!" "You’re openly disregarding the names of our village and its hundreds of men!" "Lu Yun knew the woman, Ding—famous for her sharp tongue. Though she wasn't actually that young, in her early thirties, she lived next door to Liu's widow. She had delicate features, a full chest, a well-rounded backside, and long, straight hair that never seemed to be combed. 'Lu Yun, don't hold me accountable!' she said. Lu Yun interrupted, with a cold smile: 'What hat am I supposed to put on you? Did you think I'd have the cheek to make a scene with Chang Gui's uncle?' 'Go on, blow your three aunts' horns and hurry off home to nurse on your three aunt's milk—don't waste another word here with me!' Ding indeed spoke with remarkable sharpness, launching a barrage of foul language the moment she opened her mouth. Lu Yun glared at her, exclaiming, 'Don't you dare insult my three aunt—otherwise, I'll have you peeing your pants!' Ding's sharp tongue wasn't just for show—on hearing this, she jumped up, shouting, 'You miserable child, a disaster person! Try drawing your own breath from me, think I'm just easily frightened? If you don't give me a The ladies A, B, and C saw Lady D getting worked up and kept sending signals to Lu Yun, urging him to hurry up and leave. Lu Yun gave them a warm, cheerful smile and said, "You three, go back home and take care of your children. Just remember to keep your manners a little more polished—sometime down the line, one of you might end up a widow herself." Indeed, that was quite cutting—clearly cursing one of them to widowhood. The ladies A, B, and C, far from being passive, immediately stood up and glared at Lu Yun. Lu Yun narrowed his eyes and smirked, "Is it like we're all going to be pierced by the same spear?" Lady D rolled her eyes and said, "Boy, don't you look at yourself? You're not even worthy of being considered—go home and see what your third sister thinks. She'll probably find your little toothpick quite offensive." Lu Yun glanced at Miss Liu's house, which still hadn't opened its door—clearly, she hadn't yet realized that he and these young ladies were engaged in a heated exchange. With a sudden thought, he looked at Lady D with a tone of condescension and asked, "Not here. I've been with the head villager in the town, not sure what we're doing exactly. What do you want? Don't think because my husband isn't at home that I'll be afraid of you." The woman, Ding, said with fiery determination. Lu Yun gave a sharp exclamation, "Even when Longgui Uncle is at home, I've dared to give you a good scolding—do you know that? But now that Longgui Uncle isn't here, it's perfect for us to go to your place, sit down, and have a proper discussion. If we keep shouting on the street and get surrounded by onlookers, I'll give you such a good punch that you'll be standing there with your pants soaked—do you really want to see that kind of embarrassment?" Ding coldly snorted, though he knew Lu Yun was the village's natural leader, full of spirit and always causing trouble—like eating meals—and perhaps this young man really would give him a solid punch. If that happened, and he ended up with his pants soaked, it would truly be a major setback. After a moment's thought, Ding said, "See what kind of tricks you can come up with." Then she turned and walked into Lu Yun couldn't help but chuckle under his breath, glanced at the three aunts—A, B, and C, and said, "Aunties A, B, and C, please come over. Since this is a matter of principle, all of you must be present. Don't let yourselves end up with a quiet, cold demeanor while I end up crying when your husbands return and accuse me of trying to assault you." Aunties A, B, and C all harbored their own grudges and, upon hearing this, simultaneously let out sharp sighs, turning toward Auntie D's household. Thankfully, the argument they'd had earlier hadn't reached Mammie Liu's ears—otherwise, hearing those words, she'd surely be devastated and heartbroken. Lu Yun silently exhaled, then stepped confidently into Auntie D's home. Inside, the four aunts sat side by side on the bedstead, each standing tall with her chest puffed out, their ample figures nearly bursting through their clothes. Auntie D spoke first, raising her voice: "Lu's wild young son, come on now—tell us exactly what you want to argue about. We've only been chatting casually, never mentioned anything between "Yin dominates, Yang wanes; things reach their extreme and then reverse. Yet Lu Yun simply doesn't believe in this. It's clear the women intend to leverage their numbers and strike first—this is the text content from Chapter 265 of 'Rural Beauties'. When he entered, he had already locked the main door from the inside. Now, leaning against the doorway, he watched the four pretentious young women with a smile. How could he have summoned them all into the house, only to be afraid of them? He didn't respond to Woman D's words, but instead took the time to lock the side door from the inside as well. Then he climbed onto the bed and drew the curtains, turning on the electric lights so the room wouldn't be too dim. "Lu's son, what do you have in mind? Do you really plan to force one of us, a mere young girl, into bed?" Woman D said, her tone sharp and puzzled. Women A, B, and C found Lu Yun's unusual actions no different from her own expectations. Lu Yun finished everything, nodded satisfiedly, and smiled at the women, saying, "Not only is your tongue sharp, but your mind is also sharp. Since you all figured it out, I won't waste any more words. Now, take off your clothes—soon you'll see just how effective my toothpick really is." This time, the four women couldn't sit still anymore. To be treated like this by a child was simply unbearable. Woman A said, "Lu family boy, what's the big deal? Show me your pants—do you have full-length hair on your legs?" Woman B added, "I think the hair might be full, but I doubt the thing in your crotch is even as big as a toothpick—haha!" Woman C laughed, "Let's just take off his pants and see for ourselves!" The ladies are all about wrapping things up with a final statement. They glare at Lu Yun and say, "First, strip him bare. If the matter's serious, we'll have a great time. But if it's just as trivial as a toothpick, we'll simply leave him naked and toss him out—see if he dares to complain or act proud afterward!" The four women exchange a synchronized glance, then leap off the bed, all converging on Lu Yun with determined intensity—like four fierce mother wolves closing in on a gentle young ram. Lu Yun stands by the door, watching the four women approach with their "toothpicks" in motion. Instead of being intimidated, he steps forward with a cheerful, mischievous smile, saying, "You four nagging women—please hurry and remove all your clothes, then lie flat on the bed and wait for me to fill you up to the brim. Otherwise, don't expect me to be gentle when it comes time!" ... xzw Rural Beauties 265, Main Text 265 Toothpick?? Updated!