Chapter 1034: The young widow, fuming and complaining! What's wrong? Isn't it obvious—like lice on a bald man's head? Lu Yun knew perfectly well what had happened, yet couldn't bring himself to say it. How could he explain that, during his attempt to gently push Shi Yu away, an unexpected incident had occurred? Indeed, while outside the school, in a small grove, doing the comfortable things that both boys and girls enjoy, his member suddenly thrust forward—originally intending to reassure Shi Yu, to make it a decisive move, to go all the way—only to find that it hadn't reached the depths of her flowing water-like embrace, and instead, he himself suffered a significant injury. "Miss Xinlan, I know I'm wrong—I've messed up everywhere."
Lu Yun suddenly glanced at the sky outside, estimating the time since he had been injured—no more than half an hour. Yet his once bloodied and disheveled condition had now fully recovered. What kind of miraculous medicine could produce such a result? Suddenly, Lu Yun recalled his uncle with the thick beard. Could it be that his uncle had just happened to arrive at the right moment and had healed him? In Lu Yun’s initial thought, only that enigmatic uncle possessed such extraordinary medical skill. As he apologized to Fei Xinxian while quickly pondering, a sense of wonder stirred within him, prompting him to ask, “Xinxian, why have I recovered so quickly?”
Fei Xinxian frowned and replied, “Don’t you think it’s too fast? Then go court another girl, head to the small grove and poke around, see if you’re still lucky after this incident.”
"The anomaly appearing on Lu Yun's body, even if Yang Yanping hadn't specifically mentioned it, Tie Xinlan wouldn't have told Lu Yun about it—after all, she wasn't certain what that glow on Lu Yun's body exactly was. But there was one thing she needed to clarify. Immediately, she asked, "Lu Yun, how did you learn the Yin-Yang Expansion Technique?"
Lu Yun was startled. He hadn't told Xinlan about his mastery of the Yin-Yang Expansion Technique, and during their intimate time together today, he hadn't even used it. How could she know?
With a casual smile, Lu Yun tried to deflect, saying, "Xinlan sister, what exactly is the Yin-Yang Expansion Technique? I don't quite understand."
Xinlan's voice suddenly rose sharply, and for the first time, she stared at Lu Yun with rare anger, asking, "Lu Yun, how much longer do you intend to keep this from me?"
Lu Yun was taken aback. Suddenly, he realized that his injury might have also been noticed by Yanping sister. Otherwise, Xinlan wouldn't know about his skill in the Yin-Yang Expansion Technique at all.
Now it's a real problem. While Yang Yanping was being treated, Lu Yun suffered a significant impact, so during his intimate moments with Tie Xinlan, he didn't summon the Yin-Yang Expansion Technique—precisely to avoid creating any unnecessary complications. Yet, surprisingly, Xinlan had already discovered this secret, and the key to it must surely lie with Yang Yanping. Lu Yun was lamenting internally: "Yanping sister, you know I have the Yin-Yang Expansion Technique—well, that's one thing. But how could you possibly tell Xinlan about it? Isn't that just making things worse for me?"
Lu Yun was ready to go all out, having brought things to this point—there was nothing more to hide now. Yet, just as he prepared to lay out everything that had happened to him, especially the fact that there was a being inside him who could speak and communicate with him, the entity within suddenly spoke up: "Hey, kid, not... not the boss. Can't say it yet. If you tell anyone about this, we're all done." Lu Yun was stunned. He burst into rage: "What the hell are you? What in the world are you doing inside me? If you don't clear this up right now, I'm not done with you—burned to the ground, gone with you, the end. Dead? Fine. I'm an orphan with no parents—dead, I'm dead. What the hell!" Lu Yun was truly furious. The series of strange events that had befallen him recently had become increasingly surreal, and under Iron Xinlan's persistent questioning, he was on the verge of collapse. "Just get rid of this woman first, then I'll tell you the rest."
"After a moment's hesitation, the younger one suddenly said, 'I'll believe you once. If you dare to deceive me, I'll stab myself to death.' Lu Yun said this with great force, then looked at Tie Xinlan with serious determination. 'Miss Xinlan, I still don't fully understand this matter myself. I'll tell you once I've figured it out. For now, I need to go back.' With that, regardless of how deeply Xinlan's face fell, Lu Yun firmly turned and walked away. To everyone's surprise, Xinlan didn't stop him. She simply watched his retreating figure, lost in thought.
Though he was worried about Shi Yu, Lu Yun particularly wanted to know what exactly it was inside his body—now, nothing was more important than that. He found a quiet spot, sat down on the ground, and gasped for breath, trying to communicate with his younger brother: "Hey, buddy, it's time now, isn't it? Just tell me clearly—what exactly are you? I've been on edge ever since, afraid I might even die from a sudden scare one day." The younger brother seemed to be thinking, remaining silent. Lu Yun grew increasingly impatient, urging him: "Come on, why haven't you spoken up yet? If you keep this way, I'm going back to Xinlan sister. If she finds out you're inside me, she'll surely give me a solid slap and knock you right out of my body!"
"In truth, it wasn't that the young man didn't want to reveal the truth to Lu Yun—he was currently engaged in a heated argument with the dark-featured Magistrate. The two ancient beings were now utterly interdependent, like two cranes on the same rope. Should any information about what was happening within Lu Yun's body leak out, the consequences would be disastrous. Lu Yun's persistent urging felt like a series of life-saving incantations. Amidst his fierce arguments with the Magistrate, he had to endure Lu Yun's constant nagging and scolding. A shimmering green light flickered and danced erratically within Lu Yun's half-body, much like an agitated, foot-tapping, complaining spinster.