Chapter 1236: Headache "Hey, Fengyi, where are you taking me?" Being dragged along by Liu Fengyi, Lu Yun kept glancing at the houses lining the streets, growing more astonished with every passing moment. Was she really taking him out to hunt wild cannons? %&*"; "Stupid kid! I've been waiting for days—never once did you come to see me. Now I've finally caught you, and you expect me to let you off easy?" Liu Fengyi kept dragging Lu Yun, not toward a specific courtyard, but straight out toward the outskirts of the village. Sssss! That odd sound came from Lu Yun himself—something he'd simply made by tapping the ground with the back of his heel. Liu Fengyi suddenly stopped her frantic pace. Even if she hadn't stopped, Lu Yun's antics would have completely overwhelmed her strength. "What are you doing now? Don't you want to enjoy a little outing with me?" Liu Fengyi panted, clearly exhausted from the entire stretch of running. "Sister, even if we're going out to enjoy ourselves, you'd better find a cool spot—this is such a hot day. Where are you taking me? Are you seriously planning to take me through the cornfield? Come on, don't be ridiculous. In the morning, that might work, but now? No way. I'm not going through your cornfield just to get stuck in the very hole you've made for your eggplants. I'm not going to die for that!" Lu Yun was equally out of breath, having been dragged around for so long by Liu Fengyi that he was already drenched in sweat. He looked at Liu Fengyi now—she was practically all wet, her clothes soaked through. Honestly, with her current outfit, everything from the shoulders down was completely exposed. He couldn't help wondering if she'd anticipated his arrival all along and had deliberately dressed herself in such a way that would make any man swoon and run for the bathroom. "Fengyi sister, I object!" Lu Yun suddenly exclaimed. Liu Fengyi was taken aback, indignant. "What are you protesting about? Do you think I'm not capable of fitting a eggplant down there, and that means you no longer like me?" "...” "I'll tell you this—my lower part is quite different from ordinary women. Even if I have to fit an eggplant down there, when it's tight, it's tighter than a virgin's. When it's loose, don't even think about an eggplant—come on, if you bring a tree pole, I'll still manage to fit it, believe me!" "...” Lu Yun remained speechless, completely unable to respond as Liu Fengyi continued speaking. "I've been watching you, and it seems you're just enjoying yourself. Once you've had enough, you want to kick me out of the way. I'm such a delicate woman, and yet I'm still asking for your attention—do you really need to treat me so humble and compromising?" Liu Fengyi suddenly sounded frantic, shouting, "Lu Yun, listen to me carefully—my standards aren't low. I have plenty of men who would love to be with me!" "Upon saying this, Liu Fengyi began to cry loudly, overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of her委屈—something she had never experienced before. Lu Yun was completely stunned. It seemed as though he hadn't said much at all; he had merely slightly resisted her persistent attempts to drag him out for wild outings, and had only offered a few casual remarks. Surely, such a strong reaction wasn't necessary. Lu Yun felt deeply frustrated. He had once hoped that being with Liu Fengyi would be more relaxed than when he was with Feng Ying. Now it appeared that his expectations were entirely one-sided. Under the current circumstances, he actually felt more at ease being with Feng Ying—especially if he found himself unable to resist and ended up getting close to her. With Feng Ying’s temperament, even if he tried to be half-hearted and hesitant, she would quickly achieve the outcome he desired. Now that she's with Liu Fengyi, it's clear she's deliberately making things difficult. When exactly did she offend her? Why all the fuss, all the crying and complaining? Even when she went to Feng Ying, it wasn't until under the pressure and persuasion of both Liu Fengyi and her elder sister, Liu Fengxi that they managed to get together. Of course, if Lu Yun hadn't been genuinely interested, no amount of pressure or persuasion would have made any difference. "Come with me," Liu Fengyi wiped her tears and looked at Lu Yun. "Fengyi, could you please speak a little more softly? It's broad daylight—how can you possibly expect people not to hear you?" Lu Yun had finally come to terms with these women who seemed harmless at first glance, but once they started playing their games, they were absolutely deadly. Liu Fengyi's current behavior was a perfect example of that. I have no idea what Liu Fengyi is thinking, but upon hearing Lu Yun's words, she gave him a look of utter disdain, sneering, "What's the point? Are you afraid someone will hear you? We asked you right at the beginning—aren't you infatuated with my sister's body? You still won't admit it. You keep saying you have matters to attend to, just to drop by and take a look at the two of them. I bet you came specifically to see Fengying sister once—what's your excuse?" Wow, really! This completely surprised Lu Yun. Liu Fengyi seems serious now—did she really have a thing against Fengying? After all, he'd just enjoyed a little time with Xiao Huan sister earlier. Honestly, he hadn't come to see Liu Fengying and her husband with any personal intentions at all. Now, hearing Liu Fengyi's words, Lu Yun felt a bit annoyed. "Fengyi sister, you said you wanted to have fun, didn't you? Then let's go somewhere quiet outside the village. What's the point of all this shouting? Are you just trying to tarnish Fengying sister's reputation?" “Lu Yun didn’t hesitate at all, speaking with firm and sharp determination, “If it really is like this, then you go far away and treat us as if we’ve never met.” “You little heartless one! I’ve arranged so many women in the village for you—now you treat me this way. Do you have any heart left?” Liu Fengyi heard Lu Yun’s words and felt deeply hurt, though she had no way to bring those women she had arranged to the village now. But that didn’t mean Liu Fengyi wasn’t truly invested in Lu Yun. Lu Yun paused, instinctively asking, “Fengyi sister, you really arranged so many women for me?” “You’d better send them to the spirits to play with—don’t even think about bringing them here!” Liu Fengyi turned around angrily, not even looking at Lu Yun, clearly still upset with him. “Fengyi sister, how can you be so petty? I only said something like that. Besides, look—we’re right in the middle of the street now. What if someone hears us? Then, how will Fengying sister live in the village?” Lu Yun himself felt a bit helpless, could only dig up old grievances, hoping to persuade Liu Fengyi to change her mind. After all, what's so hard about going out for a wild artillery barrage? Lu Yun hadn't even played it once before—back when he used to go with Yang Yanping, the experience was far more exciting than it is now. "I'm just a bit stingy, that's all. I've been waiting for you down there, and you know, I'm starting to grow hair on my arms!" Liu Fengyi didn't care whether they were on the street or not—she just went on saying what came to mind. Lu Yun, on the other hand, couldn't behave the same way. He glanced around, thinking no one was listening, yet who knew—right in some corner, a particularly awkward Sun Monkey popped up, fully catching every word of their conversation.