Gao Liang can endure everything, except being repeatedly ridiculed. Thus, his opposition to the teacher has grown steadily stronger.
As a result, this situation unfolds: while you, Liu Hei Gou, are lecturing about me in class, I am busy playing my own game below.
Am I truly "unrecoverable," as Classmate Zhang Yu Ping said?
At Full Moon Bay Internet Cafe, the hall is packed—full to capacity. Gao Liang has paid ten yuan for a ticket, despite his colleague Ye Qian—the internet manager—who had suggested he could simply waive it. Still, Gao Liang insists on paying. After a long search, he secures a spot at the very back and swiftly opens a webpage, launching into the game *Dà Huà Xī Yóu Online II – Moonlight Box*. After fierce combat, Gao Liang achieves outstanding results—yet strangely, his gaming account shows no increase in revenue. Something feels off about today's gameplay.
He lights up a Huangshi Lou cigarette and pours himself a can of Yanjing Brand bottled beer. With web addiction, smoking addiction, and drinking addiction all coming together, he feels exceptionally relaxed—a far greater comfort than sitting quietly in the classroom.
"Senior stalwart isn’t made for university entrance exams! All Senior Stalwarts want is to earn enough tuition fees and help their parents settle their debts!" After downing a full bottle of beer, Gao Liang takes a deep drag from his cigarette and sighs wistfully.
To revitalize himself and sharpen his focus, drawing on years of experience as a dedicated online gamer, Gao Liang plunges into *Dà Huà Xī Yóu Online II – Moonlight Box* with full energy. Today he's willing to go all the way—to see where exactly his hard-earned game coins have gone.
In the game, Gao Liang advances steadily and defeats every opponent. Then, a new interface appears—prompting him: "Respected Gao Liang, Classmate—would you like to enter the Moonlight Box game?"
Without hesitation, he clicks "Yes!" But then the system prompts again: "Please enter your permission password!"
Gao Liang assumes it's his *Dà Huà Xī Yóu Online II – Moonlight Box* account password. He enters it immediately—but the system keeps insisting on errors! Please re-enter! Gao Liang tries over and over, still no success.
"Enter one last time!" warns the system. "If incorrect—your entry will be permanently blocked. Please enter carefully!"
With growing anxiety, Gao Liang’s forehead beads with sweat. How can he possibly know this password? Well, in that case—he won’t play at all! Today, not only has he failed to earn money, but also he’s now facing an unpleasant experience. He decides to just power down and leave.
Just as he prepares to give up, he notices a network user beside him watching the movie *Dà Huà Xī Yóu – Moonlight Box*. A particularly exciting scene unfolds—where the character Zuo Xingchi, played by Stephen Chow, delivers his classic lines.
An unexpected impulse surges in Gao Liang. He intends to input "Banruo Bopolo Mido," but considering that passwords are typically made of letters, he sighs and gives up hope, composing the initial letters of each syllable into a string: "BRBLMD." Then he declares with resignation, "Break the password! Send me on my way!"
As he is about to power off and leave, a brand-new web window appears on his 17-inch flat-screen display. Intrigued, Gao Liang swiftly opens it to full screen.
"Wow! What a stunning woman! So perfectly poised—and she’s giving me such charming glances!" Though Gao Liang has seen countless beautiful women online, this serene and elegant angel-like figure is the first he's ever encountered. Her eyes flutter with grace—like butterflies flapping their wings or lotus leaves gently touched by water, moving at a steady twenty blinks per second—and her radiant smile shines like summer sunshine.
Her face is clean and fresh; her eyebrows bright and clear. When she smiles, her lips curl into a gentle crescent moon shape. Her voice, soft and melodious, resembles a yellow oriole tapping its feet.
The pure, heartfelt smile of this woman deeply moves Gao Liang. Under the irresistible allure of her presence, he is enchanted.
"Ah! Moonlight Box! Moonlight Box! Here it comes!" Gao Liang is thrilled beyond words—after countless days of playing, now finally seeing the mysterious Moonlight Box come alive before him!
"Not the Moonlight Box—it’s the Yu Guang Box!" The angelic woman unexpectedly corrects him once again.
Then, a new prompt appears: "Please complete a physical fitness assessment. Activate camera functions."
"Ye Qian! Come over! I want you to add a camera!" Gao Liang calls out to Ye Qian—still appearing decently composed.
"Coming right up!" Dressed in a light and cool outfit and stepping with elegant grace, Ye Qian walks over, mounts the camera, and then departs.
Now, the camera begins automatically capturing images of Gao Liang. After five minutes of continuous recording, the system announces: "Currently analyzing Gao Liang’s physical condition."
The results are as follows:
"Physical fitness—poor;
Neurological response speed—poor;
Cell vitality—poor;
Muscle tissue strength—poor;
Immune strength—poor;
Resilience to impact—poor;
Endurance—poor;
Intellect—poor;
Spirit Power—poor."
Out of a hundred and more detailed assessments, not one item meets the passing standard. Gao Liang is utterly overwhelmed.
"Senior Stalwart truly fails!" Gao Liang murmurs, sips another bottle of canned beer, finishes it in one go, and prepares to power down when suddenly the voice of the angelic woman from the screen resonates: "Would you like to become an outstanding man? Would you wish to live freely, boldly, and effortlessly throughout life?"
"Yes! Yes! I want to!" Gao Liang speaks with emotion, pressing the canned beer bottle so hard that it cracks. The thin aluminum layer cuts his hand—blood spills out.
Unconsciously, Gao Liang drips a droplet of blood onto the screen. To his astonishment, the blood seems absorbed instantly—like being drawn into a sponge—and seamlessly blends with the display surface. When he reaches out to touch it, he feels the drop has been fully "consumed" by the screen.
"Congratulations, Gao Liang! Your DNA has now been linked. You have officially earned the right to enter the Yu Guang Box space!" The angelic woman claps her hands joyfully.
Gao Liang feels a deep sensation of tingling and warmth spreading through his body—clearly, a strong magnetic force is drawing him in; precisely speaking, it's that very 17-inch flat-screen monitor calling out to him.
"Ah! No! No!" Gao Liang feels himself transforming into light, shooting directly into the screen.
Where is he now?
He collapses gently onto a lush green grassy field. He lifts his head—and stares in astonishment. It’s an actual living scene—more vivid and realistic than the real world around him. When he plucks a stem of grass, a thin white sap still oozes out.