Chapter 038 – The Little Nipper Has a Good Feel Lu Yun saw the several words written by Liang Hongyu on the piece of paper and nearly fainted. Was she really reading books to the point of being brain-washed? Lu Yun managed to suppress his laughter and quickly wrote on the same sheet: "Relax, I won't get pregnant—just give me a few chubby babies!" Liang Hongyu took the note, scanned it rapidly, her face changing from one shade to another. Her lips tightened as she bit down hard, then trembled as she penned on the paper: "Lu Yun, you’ve killed me! I was just about to go to the town health clinic to ask a doctor—only halfway there, I turned back in fear. How old am I, really? I don’t want babies—I don’t want any at all!" Lu Yun finally couldn’t hold back and burst out laughing. As he wrote, the voice of Weizi’s Roast Chicken boomed from behind: "Lu Yun! You weren’t even serious when you were being stationed—what are you laughing about now? What are you writing?" Lu Yun was startled. It was pure joy turning to sorrow—he had completely forgotten that class was still in session. Seeing Weizi’s Roast Chicken stride angrily toward him, he hurriedly crumpled the paper into a ball and shoved it deep into his mouth, then swallowed it down. Every little movement of Lu Yun's was clearly observed by Weizi’s Roast Chicken, who now strode quickly to his side with an air of serious dignity, his pig-like face set firm: "What were you writing?" He assumed it must be something entirely about him. "Nothing really—I was just making circles as a form of self-criticism," Lu Yun replied calmly. "But why did you suddenly push the paper into your mouth when I came near? Did you think you’d choke to death?" "I was indeed making those circles—teacher, if you don’t believe me, ask the class monitor!" Lu Yun said with unwavering confidence. When he couldn't pin him down, how could Weizi’s Roast Chicken possibly act otherwise? The note had now been swallowed whole; without physical evidence, Weizi’s Roast Chicken settled on Liang Hongyu as his next line of defense and gently asked: "Liang Hongyu, is Lu Yun telling the truth?" Liang Hongyu was actually the true culprit. When she saw Weizi’s Roast Chicken direct the blame squarely at Lu Yun, she naturally stepped in to defend him: "Yes—every single time I’ve been watching him!" Weizi’s Roast Chicken gritted his teeth and glanced briefly at Lu Yun before saying: "Sit down now—you’ll be the first one to recite your lesson during afternoon class." Then he strode away without another word. "By my grandmother's soul! That’s it—now I’m truly in for a death-by-rote!" Lu Yun dreaded nothing more than memorizing by heart, and previously Weizi’s Roast Chicken had never asked him any questions at all. Now, with no explanation, he simply seemed to have drawn the wind from nowhere to confront him head-on. Back at his seat, Lu Yun watched Weizi’s Roast Chicken's wobbling forehead and began a silent internal tirade. "Lu Yun, I'm so sorry—it was all my fault," Liang Hongyu whispered quietly. "It doesn’t matter," Lu Yun said, waving off the apology with a relaxed shrug. "By the way, class monitor—did you know that when a man’s special part sprays into your mouth, it actually won't cause pregnancy? You can rest assured!" Liang Hongyu blushed deeply and gently squeezed Lu Yun again, feeling embarrassed: "You always tease me! If I hadn’t stayed here instead of going to the clinic, I’d have been mortified!" Lu Yun used his textbook as a shield, smirking playfully. "Monitor, you're still pinching me—my little pet is now swelling up again. You’ll have to keep helping it down." Liang Hongyu blushed further and turned around, her back facing Lu Yun, writing a few words on the paper: "Go to hell!" Ah! Now Liang Hongyu has matured quite a bit indeed! Lu Yun chuckled to himself, his playful intentions rekindled. "Monitor, why is your chest so swollen? Was it bitten by mosquitoes? Shall I gently massage it for you?" "Get off!" Liang Hongyu rarely raised her voice and now gave Lu Yun an emphatic rebuke, instinctively clutching the fullness of her chest with both hands. "Monitor," Lu Yun took advantage of the moment, "I've already helped you twice today—how about you repay me?" He no longer cared about reciting his lesson; he intended to see Weizi’s Roast Chicken suffer on the afternoon session. Meanwhile, Weizi’s Roast Chicken had been paying close attention to all that was happening between Lu Yun and Liang Hongyu. Seeing them whispering to each other, he only pretended not to notice at all, fully absorbed in planning how to torment Lu Yun during afternoon class. His inner thoughts, however, were overwhelmingly centered on the new student who’d just arrived—Ling Xiaoman. This one truly belongs to heaven—how many times can a mortal experience such beauty? Weizi’s Roast Chicken didn’t care whether his efforts would bear fruit or not; all he could think about was Ling Xiaoman's vibrant, youthful body—wild yet refined. The class ended in an atmosphere of strange tension. As soon as Weizi’s Roast Chicken called out, "Dismissed!" he hurried out without looking back. Liang Hongyu had originally intended to go outside for a bit of fresh air, but Lu Yun, leaning against the wall, blocked her path. After waiting a moment, only they remained in the classroom together. Liang Hongyu asked: "Lu Yun—why are you blocking my way?" "You haven’t answered my question yet," Lu Yun said. "I’ve helped you twice—Weizi’s Roast Chicken is furious with me. How shall I repay that favor?" "The first time, I’m grateful—you saved me from embarrassment. But the second time, if you hadn't teased me so much, how would I have been discovered?" Liang Hongyu reasoned. "Lu Yun—I’d be honored to treat you to an ice pop—just this once. You’ve made my face burn with embarrassment; should it come out, I’ll never have the courage to marry again!" Lu Yun smiled—a well-planned thought indeed. Still, he felt a little uneasy at letting him off so easily and said: "What’s there to fear? After all, you've already helped me soothe my little pet. If not now, then later—I'll marry you one day." Liang Hongyu scoffed. "You're just imagining it! You’re such a bother—how could any girl possibly find you attractive?" As she spoke, she suddenly realized that Lu Yun had already been in a good friendship with one of the school’s top beauties. And now, something inside her felt hollowed out. "Think about it," Lu Yun said, smiling with a touch of self-importance, "once this village is passed, there’ll be no more such opportunity!" Liang Hongyu covered her ears in embarrassment: "You’re so vulgar! You’ve already found someone else—now you’re coming back to flirt with me. Step aside—I need to get out!" Lu Yun chuckled and stood up. "I’m also heading outside—why don’t we go together? Shall I hold your arm?" "No way!" Liang Hongyu replied, shaking her head. "I'm not helpless—I’ve got legs of my own. What’s the need for that?" With a swift movement, she stepped past Lu Yun and hurried out. Just as she thought she had escaped Lu Yun's little monarch, he suddenly reached behind and embraced her from behind, murmuring softly: "Monitor—just let me touch you. Otherwise, I’ll go mad!" Ignoring Liang Hongyu’s resistance, he gently extended his hands to her chest, massaging the proud little mound there with delicate movements. Though she protested, it was clear that she was only pretending. As soon as Lu Yun withdrew his hands, she breathed deeply and said: "Lu Yun—now you’ve touched me—I’d like you to let go." Lu Yun smiled shyly: "Of course! Monitor—there’s a secret I'd like to share with you. Actually, your little nipper is really quite pleasant—soft, warm, full of feeling!" Hearing this, Liang Hongyu’s face turned as white as a sheet and then flushed deeply, her neck glowing crimson. She broke free from Lu Yun's embrace and hurried out of the classroom. "Seems like the young lady has developed a little springtime romance," Lu Yun chuckled, smiling to himself. … Chapter 038 – The Little Nipper Has a Good Feel — Now Complete!