In the Rural Beauty 019, Chapter 019: The Canteen Incident 019 – The Canteen Incident
It is well known that Liu’s convenience store and the school canteen are the prime hotspots for "oil-squeezing" – men and women with romantic inclinations always gather first at these two locations. This content is the textual narrative of Chapter 019 of "In the Rural Beauty."
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Lu Yun shook her head and smiled, saying, "What's the hurry? Can you really go hungry?"
"I'm not talking about that. Look over there—at that young man. I know him; he's from Class 2-3. Just now he pulled his hand out from between a girl's shoulders. Now look at this one—he's from Class 3-1. What was his name again? Ah, Li HeXiong. *Come on*, he looks even more like a black bear than Li Yi's Haifeng. I can't imagine how his mother managed to give birth to such a creature...
People simply can't be understood by ordinary logic. Take Lu Yun, for instance. — The Love Quarters — visited — The Love Quarters — No one could possibly associate Lu Yun with the word 'libidinous.' Yet the truth is, Lu Yun is not only libidinous—he's actually a rather refined lover. In his own mind, he sets a standard: any woman under fifty is, to him, a prime hunting target.
As for why the standard is set at fifty, it's because of that famous saying: "At thirty, one should be like a wolf; at forty, like a tiger." What is the baseline for forty? Naturally, fifty. So far, Lu Yun has only encountered two elderly women—his third aunt and Liu's widow—at the age of thirteen and a half. His goal of experiencing women from all over the world remains far off. The revolution has not yet succeeded; K47 still needs to strive hard! Lu Yun scanned the bustling crowd, searching for his prey, completely indifferent to Zhou Quan's complaints. "If I want to eat meat, I must create opportunities myself—should I wait for the sheep to come to me?" "Lu Yun, come up with a plan! If you can't think of anything, today's egg-and-sausage pancakes are ruined!" Zhou Quan was pacing anxiously, having wasted thirty minutes just eating—he, a young wolf, would certainly not accept such a fate.
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"What's the rush? I'm right here figuring something out," Lu Yun said, glancing sharply at Zhou Quan.
Zhou Quan knew Lu Yun was always full of clever ideas—every time he managed to get a girl's attention, it was thanks to Lu Yun's meticulous planning. In fact, once, Zhou Quan had slipped his hand into a girl's skirt, swiftly squeezed her round, soft buttocks, and then stepped back without a scratch, leaving Lu Yun utterly impressed.
"Here's an idea—look at that girl," Lu Yun said, calling out to Zhou Quan and whispering into his ear.
"Wow, you're absolutely brilliant! Just like that—haha!" Zhou Quan exclaimed, his eyes sparkling with excitement, laughing freely and without hesitation.
Lu Yun scolded, "Are you trying to get yourself killed? You're shouting so loud—it's obvious people can tell you're not very good at this."
Zhou Quan nodded politely, gazing at his plate with a steady stream of saliva, and whispered, "Then let's proceed according to plan!" Without waiting for Lu Yun's response, he hurried into the crowd, waving his hands vigorously and clattering his rice bowl with such force that it rang loudly. Lu Yun sighed, amazed at how eager Zhou Quan was. It must be no easy feat for his father, a party official, to raise such a son—surely not a particularly admirable one.
"Grass, what's wrong with me just giving you a little touch? I've had plenty of girls ask me to, and I still haven't been impressed." A sharp, assertive male voice erupted immediately. "Exactly. When Dong touches you, he's doing it because he respects you. So why are you acting all flustered?" "You're giving away your dignity—thinking you're some kind of chaste, virtuous lady, aren't you? You know, probably already touched and nibbled on by quite a few people. All this pretense of being so refined—this whole chapter is about the rural, vibrant woman, Chapter 019." As the assertive voice finished speaking, another rather awkward, embarrassed male voice chimed in from the side. The crowd stirred, and several students, fearing the situation, hurried toward the cafeteria entrance. In a matter of moments, a significant number of male and female students had dispersed, clearly spotlighting the main figures of the scene. The conversation involved three men and one woman. Lu Yun turned toward them, his frustration rising instantly. He turned to Zhou Quan, standing beside him, and roared, "Zhou Quan, are you ready to come with me and deal with
Zhou Quan looked at Lu Yun with growing confusion, his lips moving slightly as if about to speak—only to be abruptly interrupted by Lu Yun: "Are you afraid? Or aren't you? Let's not go on about anything else."
"Damn it! I've never been afraid of anyone in my life. Not even a dog's breath!" Zhou Quan rolled up his sleeves, fixed his gaze on the three men, then glanced at the girl who was furious, and exclaimed, "Lu Yun, let's follow the TV heroes—let's do a classic hero-rescues-beauty scene. After the rescue, we'll decide who owns the beauty—me and my hammer, here, will settle it, hehe."
"That girl is mine. Don't even think about touching her." Lu Yun spoke coldly, his voice as icy as Arctic ice.
"Rogue! I'm going to tell the teacher!" The girl's eyes were blazing, her efforts to hold back tears evident, though her voice still carried a hint of sobbing.
"Go on, go on. Even if you tell the teacher, they won't dare do anything to me. Try it yourself, if you don't believe me."
"One of the three boys, shyly smiling, took a step forward, 'But before you tell the teacher, would you mind if I gave your little white rabbit on your chest a few more touches? It's really soft, I promise.'
'Don't hold back, Dong-gong,' the other two boys chimed in, laughing together.
'By the gods, what's with this!' Lu Yun launched himself forward, his rice bowl clattering against the head of the boy reaching out to touch the girl.
Ah... The boy cried out in pain, clutching his head and turning around to find the one who had hit him. When he saw Lu Yun's furious expression, he shouted, 'By the horses, where did you come from, wild kid? Daring to hit me like that?' He then called out to his two companions, 'You two are hopeless! Quickly knock this guy senseless—send him back to his mother’s belly and give him a fresh start!'
The two boys nodded, then charged at Lu Yun with punches.
'By the horses, who dares to hit my brother!' Zhou Quan saw Lu Yun about to get the worst of it and leapt in, delivering a straight kick to one of
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