The Country Beauty 032, 032 Humor in the Biology Class 032 Humor in the Biology Class This class is biology. Lu Yun, looking downcast and deeply troubled, pulled out his textbook and quickly scanned through the previous lesson’s content—text from Chapter 032, "The Country Beauty." - Love Pavilion - Read - Love Pavilion - Liang Hongyu took a deep breath, relieved. If not for the bell ringing at the crucial moment, she wasn’t sure whether she’d actually agree to Lu Yun’s unreasonable request. Forty-some students sat upright, attentive. Whether they were lively and mischievous boys or graceful and spirited girls, everyone had their textbooks open, seriously reviewing the material from the previous class. Why? Oh, it wasn’t because the biology teacher was a fresh, pure, and lively young lady, was it? Tic-tic-tic! A series of sharp, crisp sounds from small leather shoes tapping against the floor signaled the arrival of the biology teacher, Yang Chunmei. Indeed, with a crisp, rhythmic tapping sound, the most stylish female teacher at Fulu Town Middle School, Yang Yanping, walked into the classroom. Though the summer heat was scorching, the presence of Yang Yanping instantly brightened every boy's eyes, and the oppressive warmth seemed to melt away. Today, Yang Yanping—this very stylish one—had dressed especially beautifully: her shoulder-length hair casually flowing down her shoulders, wearing a simple white dress that hugged her full yet slender figure, accentuating the generous fullness of her ample bust. Her red leather sandals completed the look, with colorful nail polish on her toes, evoking an irresistible urge to approach her and lay her flat. Her eyes, full of subtle grace, sparkled with charm—just a glance from her and you'd instantly feel certain she's an absolute gem when it comes to bed. Most importantly, Yang Yanping hasn't married yet—not because no one is pursuing her, but because she's exceptionally high-minded; she barely gives a second glance to most men. Yet, precisely such a rare and exceptional woman, ends up in Fuli Town, a place so remote that even birds and chickens ignore it, working as a regular teacher. Even more striking, among so many handsome suitors, she remains cold and distant, consistently turning potential partners away. At the same time, she's well-connected with all the male teachers at the school, and even has romantic affairs with several boys in the ninth grade. Lu Yun stared at her two prominent, swollen globes, silently swallowed his saliva, wondering why she can have relationships with ninth-grade students, but not with those from the first year? Just as he was enjoying the scene, suddenly, Liang Hongyu gently pushed him from beside, her face flushed and whispering, "Lu Yun, you can treat me however you like, but please don't even consider making a move on Yang Teacher. Otherwise, you might end up being buried alive by the others." Lu Yun regained his composure and gave Liang Hongyu a bright, cheerful smile. This content is from Chapter 032 of the - Love Nook - Read - Love Nook - The young girl, though gently touched, not only didn't hold a grudge against Lu Yun but, as always, treated him like a younger brother, showing genuine care and concern. Lu Yun quietly tore off a sheet of paper from his notebook, quickly wrote a few words on it, and handed it to Liang Hongyu. Liang Hongyu took it with a look of confusion, her face flushing instantly upon reading the words. Only Liang Hongyu knew exactly what Lu Yun had written. Blushing deeply, she firmly pinched Lu Yun's leg. Though it hurt, Lu Yun gritted his teeth and managed to remain silent. "Classmates, today you'll study on your own. If you have any questions, the teacher will be happy to assist you." What a rare sight! Usually so strict with her students, Yang Yanping had now assigned them to study independently? Lu Yun stood dumbfounded, still hearing the soft laughter of his classmates. He glanced at Liang Hongyu beside him—the top student—whose textbook had been neatly closed. She was blushing, sitting there, quietly reciting English words! With a host of questions swirling in his mind, Lu Yun opened his book and only when he saw the lesson content did he finally understand, bursting into laughter. — Love Nook — Read — Love Nook — kankankan8 What?! Because this class focused on the physiological differences between men and women, and the textbook explained these differences with remarkable clarity and depth, supported by clear illustrations—so much so that even Lu Yun, a newcomer to romantic relationships, felt a surge of excitement. A few minutes later, Yang Yanping seemed to find the session rather dull, and she opened her soft, delicate voice to ask, “Does anyone have any questions?” One second, two seconds, a minute, two minutes—still, no one dared to raise their hand. Meow! How is one supposed to ask questions when it's so awkward—no matter whether they're male or female—being brave enough to raise such a question in front of everyone? Nevertheless, since you've taken the initiative, there are quite a few people who seem a bit dim-witted. After a long wait, someone finally steps up and raises their hand: "Teacher, I have a question." Yang Yanping, who had been feeling bored, immediately became enthusiastic upon hearing a student ask a question. With a bright smile, she said, "Excellent! What's your question, Ma Xiaoguang? I'm sure I'll give you a satisfactory answer." Lu Yun glanced at Ma Xiaoguang, who stood straight-faced and awkwardly at the front of the class—the class's well-known "dumb guy"—and silently thought that this would be quite an interesting scene. "Teacher, I'd like to ask—when men and women are doing it, is it more comfortable for the man or for the woman?" As soon as Ma Xiaoguang finished speaking, the few male students in the class burst into laughter, while the female students blushed and quietly muttered under their breath that he was absolutely a fool. This content is "What are you laughing at?" Yang Yanping raised her eyebrows, and the classroom immediately fell silent again. "Ma Xiaoguang is a model student—knowledgeable and inquisitive, a role model for all of you." As soon as these words were spoken, countless students felt embarrassed, though they didn't dare to voice their disapproval. Yang Yanping continued, "Ma Xiaoguang, when you use your hand to press your nose, which feels more comfortable—your nose or your hand?" Ma Xiaoguang replied, "Naturally, the nose feels more comfortable." "Then you've understood the teacher's point—now it's time to apply it, right?" Ma Xiaoguang nodded and sat down. Whenever someone steps forward, others follow suit. Just as Ma Xiaoguang settled down, another male student rose and asked, "The teacher's joke is truly impressive—when a man and a woman are having sex, is it more comfortable with or without a condom?" This question was absolutely striking—someone who could pose such a question was truly exceptional. Lu Yun turned to the speaker and shook her head in quiet admiration. The student was known as Wang Dabao, one of the few earnest, straightforward freshmen. Man, Zhou Quan was busy—otherwise, today’s scene would have been quite something. “When you have a sneeze, is it more comfortable to scratch your nose with gloves on or without gloves?” Yang Yanping immediately responded. “Of course, it’s more comfortable without gloves,” Wang Dabao replied with a humble expression, and his simple answer prompted the male students to burst into laughter. “Teacher, why can’t women do that when they’re having their periods?” This question was even more striking than Wang Dabao’s. Both male and female students leaned forward, intently listening to Yang Yanping’s explanation. After a moment of thought, Yang Yanping said, “When you’re bleeding from your nose, do you still use your hands to scratch your nose?” Hmm… That answer was absolutely flawless! The boy who had asked the question sat down quietly, motionless. “Is there anything else you don’t understand?” Yang Yanping glanced at the students seated below, and with a particularly graceful smile, asked. 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