The Country Beauty 096, 096 I Am Just a Little Bird 096 I Am Just a Little Bird 095 I Am Just a Little Bird Liang Hongyu stormed over with great fury, while Lu Yun smiled brightly, bent slightly, and slipped through her armpits, then turned around to embrace her slender waist, which was barely within his grasp. This content comprises the textual material of Chapter 096 of The Country Beauty. "Ah! You rascal! Let go of me right away—someone’s coming!" Liang Hongyu kicked and danced, struggling fiercely. "Come in, come in—our relationship has already been blown out of proportion by Zhang XiaoYu’s flirtatious little fox. It’s like lice on a bald head—everyone knows it, and we can’t hide it anymore." Lu Yun leaned close to her fair neck, gave a low, mischievous smile, and gently licked it, then hummed contentedly. "So fragrant, so smooth!" "Giggling, so itchy! Good Lu Yun, please stop now—what if someone sees you holding me like this? I’ll be embarrassed!" Lu Yun’s breath brushed over her neck, tingling and itchy. Liang Hongyu couldn’t help but shrug her shoulders and giggle, pleading for mercy. “You talk so easily, but when you were scratching my arms just now, why didn’t you let me go?” Lu Yun ignored her pleas, tightened his arms, and pressed Liang Hongyu’s full, rounded buttocks firmly against his abdomen. Immediately, Liang Hongyu felt a foreign object pressing into her leg, blushing and whispering, “Oh dear, you’re going to kill me! Please take that thing out of there—how terribly annoying!” Lu Yun chuckled, used his foot to lift the broken chair, carried Liang Hongyu a few steps, and then sat down squarely on her chair. “Oh no, you’re going to pierce me to death!” Liang Hongyu's waist was held by Lu Yun, who sat on a stool, so she had to settle herself onto Lu Yun's legs. Yet the bothersome intrusion proved even more vigorous, piercing her sharply, and she jumped up with the startled grace of a small white rabbit, breaking free of Lu Yun's arms and glaring at him fiercely. "Lu Yun, you— you keep treating me like this! I—I—!" "What will you do? Will you just die?" Lu Yun didn't find it at all awkward, patting his younger brother gently and sighing. "Hungry, are you? We simply can't feed you properly. You'll have to flap your wings and go out on your own to find insects to eat." Liang Hongyu grew more agitated, seeing Lu Yun's utter indifference to her. With a determined gesture, she pulled her lips down and began weeping, her tears cascading down as she shook her arms. "Dead Lu Yun! Stinking Lu Yun! I knew you only cared about Lu Xiaoying! W-w-w-w... I've treated you so well, yet you dare not even move a finger!" Have you lost your conscience altogether? Is your conscience eaten by a dog? Has your conscience sunk into the manure pit and turned to stone? Your conscience...! Pause! Lu Yun heard cold sweat pouring down his back. If this person kept going, his conscience was bound to be crushed under the weight of it. He quickly waved his hand to stop, and with heartfelt sorrow, launched into a song: "I'm just a little little little bird, oh... I want to fly, I want to fly, yet I can't rise high at all... I'm searching, searching, searching for a warm little nest... Isn't that a rather high request? I'm just a little little little bird... I want to fly, I want to fly, yet I can't rise high at all... I lift my head, flapping my wings, only to be crushed flat by a cold-hearted stranger... I'm searching, searching, searching for a sheltered mountain cave... Isn't that just a bit of a cute plea?" "I'm just a little little little bird, oh... I want to fly, yet no matter how hard I try, I can't rise high... I've been searching, searching, searching... finally found a lush forest... but before I even get inside to find some insects to eat, I'm knocked off my feet and have all my feathers plucked right off... I'm just a little little bird..." "Hehe, how about that? Isn't our song lovely, truly heavenly? Hahaha!" Lu Yun laughed with such confidence. "This is actually Zhao Chuan's signature piece—after we've tweaked it, don't you think it's even more delicious now?" "I'm a little bird!" Hehe, the title alone is so awkward, so bold, so straightforward! Liang Hongyu blushed, lifting her little foot and kicking it straight at Lu Yun's little bird, muttering under her breath, "I told you to fly, I told you to fly—why don't you just castrate yourself so you won't bother anyone later!" "Such a powerful kick to the groin!" Lu Yun shouted, simultaneously bracing his legs together and lifting his knees to block Liang Hongyu's foot, while at the same time shifting his hands from palms to claws and launching them swiftly, "Watch this—my milk-drinking dragon-claw technique!" Liang Hongyu had originally only been annoyed that Lu Yun had carelessly rearranged the lyrics, and the kick he'd given her had barely any force at all. Yet Lu Yun seemed genuinely intent—his two arms, like demonic claws, surged straight toward her chest. As her body instinctively recoiled, she suddenly let out an "oof!" as if she'd tripped, her body uncontrolled and falling backward. This content is from Chapter 096 of the rural beauty series. "Be careful," Lu Yun observed, realizing that Liang Hongyu had tripped on the broken leg of the stool, and in a moment of urgency, had reached out to catch her. A sharp tearing sound followed—Lu Yun didn't manage to grasp Liang Hongyu's hands, but instead caught her cotton blouse. *Well, clearly, the cheap items are the ones that don't last, while the good ones come at a premium.* Liang Hongyu's blouse must have cost a fortune, and with Lu Yun's sudden pull, the entire lower half of it was ripped off. Seizing the moment of resistance, Lu Yun closed the distance and managed to avoid the disaster of Liang Hongyu landing on the cement floor. "Good heavens, I'm scared! If I hurt you, I won't have a cent to spend on your medical bills." Lu Yun exhaled deeply, and only now did the cold sweat on his forehead finally drip down, splashing with a soft *plink* onto Liang Hongyu's pale face, sending a fine mist of droplets scattering across her skin. "All your fault, all your fault... Wuuuuh!" Liang Hongyu stared straight at Lu Yun, then pouted, her tears cascading down her cheeks and splattering onto the cement floor. Lu Yun wiped his nose, thinking: Perhaps this cement floor would feel a little tender under the weight of a woman's tears. "Little Zhu, shall we get up? Er, well, er—your dress is a bit torn, and I think you've slightly exposed a little... You must be embarrassed." Holding up a piece of cloth in front of Liang Hongyu's face, he tried to cover his embarrassment. "I was so focused on saving you that I didn't notice. Don't mind it, please. I'll buy you a new one soon—definitely better than what you're wearing now." Liang Hongyu looked at the cloth strip in Lu Yun's hands and felt an instant familiarity. Suddenly, a cold rush went through her abdomen, and she shrieked, leaping up like a spring, pushing Lu Yun aside and sitting back down at the chair. She clutched her exposed abdomen tightly with both hands, her eyes glistening as she choked out, "Lu Yun, you... you actually tore my clothes! How can I give my lectures now? What will I say if someone sees me like this? W-w-w, you've killed me!" Lu Yun gritted his teeth, scratching his head vigorously—this was truly a problem. After thinking hard, he couldn't come up with a good solution and could only offer a bit of hope, asking, "Little Yu, don't cry. When you came to school, did you bring any other clothes with you—no matter how plain or beautiful—just enough to get through this crisis first?" Liang Hongyu nodded, her voice trembling, "All my clothes are in the dormitory. How can I possibly reach them now?" "Me, then," Lu Yun volunteered. ... Country Beauty No. 096, 096 I am a little bird. Update complete!