In the countryside, a beautiful woman, Chapter 188: Someone's Watching Me Urinate
Chapter 188: Someone's Watching Me Urinate
Just as Lu Yun and Hao Donglian were bustling happily in the kitchen, a sudden voice from the courtyard announced, "Lu Yun... Aunt Ling is here."
At thirty, she's like a wolf; at forty, she's like a tiger. Hao Donglian was in the peak of her excitement, leaning on the table with her bottom翘ing, being gently bumped from behind by Lu Yun, who had her sighing and humming with suppressed passion. After a week of anticipation, the moment had finally arrived for her to release her inner fire. Suddenly hearing Ling Xiaoman's call, she jolted upright, quickly fastened her dress, and replied, "My dear, I'm in the kitchen now. The dishes are just finished—dinner will be ready shortly." Seeing Lu Yun still intent on continuing the scene, she grabbed his trousers and whispered, "What are you standing there for? Go out and greet them! You're such a slow learner—completely unaware of how to handle things."
"Speaking, she kicked Land Yun right in the backside. Land Yun mumbled something under his breath, sighed, and walked out of the kitchen, heading over to Ling Xiaoman and saying, 'Ling Teacher, you've just woken up, haven't you?'
'Yeah,' Ling Xiaoman nodded, glanced at Land Yun, and suddenly became awkward, as if there was something she didn't want to say.
'Ling Teacher, are you not feeling well?' Land Yun frowned, hoping she wouldn't fall ill right at the beginning.
'Little Yun, don't let your teacher stay outside—dinner's almost ready,' Hao Donglian said, carrying two plates from the kitchen and stepping out. Seeing Land Yun and Ling Xiaoman standing there, silent and expressionless, she mistakenly thought there was some misunderstanding between them and hurried over to Land Yun, ready to kick him right in the ribs.
Ling Xiaoman, noticing the situation, quickly stepped forward and smiled, saying, 'Uncle Hao, let me help you with that.' She reached out to take the plates from Hao Donglian's hands.
'Daughter, you're always doing all the work—just come in and have dinner with us, that's all
"Ha Donglian gave her arm a little flick and stepped back two paces,"Come on, hurry up—once it gets cooler, the flavor will change," she said, giving Lu Yun a sharp glance before turning and walking toward the main hall. "Ling Teacher..." Ling Xiaoman interrupted Lu Yun, her face flushed, saying, "Lu Yun, I actually just wanted to ask—you know, where is the bathroom in your house?"
Deadened, it was just a bladder urgency!
Lu Yun pointed to a thatched cottage in the southwest corner of the courtyard, smiling gently despite himself, "That's it. Ling Teacher, are you going for a full or a partial relief?"
Hearing Lu Yun's question, Ling Xiaoman's face turned even redder, and she spoke in a soft voice barely audible to herself, "A full one."
Watching Ling Xiaoman's awkward demeanor, Lu Yun nearly burst out laughing. It was just a trip to the bathroom—what was there to be embarrassed about? He managed to suppress his laughter and said, "Then just wait a moment—I'll fetch the tissues for you. This is the content of Chapter 188 of the novel 'Rural Beauty.'
Lin Xiaoman kept her head down, not daring to look at Lu Yun, and merely nodded gently. Lu Yun went back to his room to fetch a piece of paper, only to find Lin Xiaoman gone when he came out—she must have gone to the restroom due to an urgent need. Glancing at the rough, textured paper in his hands, Lu Yun moved quietly toward the restroom. As he reached the edge of the septic tank, he just happened to hear the sound of rushing water coming from inside. He paused, leaning in to listen closely—the water flowed swiftly, indicating that Lin Xiaoman had been holding it for a long time. While thinking about how he could hand her the paper without making her feel embarrassed, a sudden sharp cry of alarm burst from the restroom. Lu Yun was startled and, no longer concerned about Lin Xiaoman’s possible discomfort, called out, "Ms. Lin, what's wrong?" and dashed inside. There, he saw her pale and startled, desperately pulling up her short skirt—just a quick glance revealed a dark, ominous cloud spreading across her.
At the sight of Lu Yun stepping in, Ling Xiaoman gasped again, her body wobbling slightly, nearly stepping into the toilet pit with one foot. She didn’t even have time to dry off her dripping lower body and quickly pulled up her underpants, settling her skirt neatly.
"Professor Ling, what’s going on?" Lu Yun had noticed a few traces of moisture but wasn’t in the mood to dwell on them. He was scanning the small bathroom thoroughly. With so many snakes in the countryside, Lu Yun assumed Ling Xiaoman must have been startled by one. Yet after searching the floor for a while, he found no snake tracks at all.
Ling Xiaoman blushed deeply, shyly pointing to a section of the earthen wall. "Yes, someone has been watching me."
"Damn it! It must be Wang family’s younger son. That brat—I’m going to give him a good beating." Upon checking the earthen wall, Lu Yun indeed spotted several small holes. With his eyes half-closed, he noticed they were precisely aligned with the location of Wang family’s bathroom.
Ling Xiaoman shouted loudly without any hesitation. Hearing the sound, Hao Donglian stepped out and called, "Xiao Yun, what's going on?" "Ling Teacher, the boy has already left—go on with your plan," said Lu Yun, handing Ling Xiaoman a piece of tissue and quickly stepping out of the bathroom. Ling Xiaoman, startled and shaken, lost all her composure. She glanced nervously at the earthen wall and followed Lu Yun out of the bathroom, both of them stepping out at the same time and coming into view of Hao Donglian. "This young man is quite capable—how quickly he's developed such a close relationship! The room has a raised bed, so why did he go to the bathroom? If the girl truly wanted to be intimate with Xiao Yun, why did she shout so loudly? Could it be that she's experiencing her first time with intense discomfort?" Hao Donglian watched the two, her mind racing with questions, silently regretting that she had come out at the wrong moment, thus spoiling Xiao Yun's chance. This content is from Chapter 188 of the novel "Rural Beauty."
Ling Xiaoman noticed Hao Donglian's curious gaze, first fixed on her, then shifting to Lu Yun, and her heart skipped a beat. She quickly tucked her hand, which was holding the tissue, behind her back, fearing that Hao might misunderstand something. *The more conspicuous it became, the more convinced Hao Donglian was that Ling Xiaoman and Lu Yun had intended to do something intimate in the bathroom, but had ultimately called off their plans due to Ling Xiaoman's fear of pain.*
Turned to see Ling Xiaoman had already entered the house, Hao Donglian pulled Lu Yun a few steps away before smiling warmly and said, "You kid! It's clear she's new to this, yet you can't be any gentler—where did all the things I taught you go?" Indeed, just when she feared something would happen, Lu Yun was completely at a loss, trying to defend himself: "Mam, I've told you time and again—she's just my art teacher, nothing complicated at all. Well, I'm off to eat now—please don't overthink it!" Hao Donglian grabbed him firmly, exasperated: "This is about your future, I'm concerned for your happiness! How can you be so impatient? Just as you said, why did you both come out of the bathroom together? Why did she cry out so loudly? It's clearly you who were eager—couldn't wait, and ended up making her uncomfortable.
Lu Yun’s head immediately started aching, nearly to the point of asking Hao Donglian to tape up his mouth with adhesive: “Uncle, please, I really beg you—how old am I, just under fourteen! Even if I have any interest, I’m sure Professor Ling wouldn’t take me seriously as just some little kid. Besides, I heard Professor Ling is already in a relationship with someone in the city.”
“Still, why did you two go into the bathroom together? If there wasn’t something more going on, she would have screamed. And she was even holding a paper towel in her hand.” Hao Donglian remained firmly stuck on this point.
“She was using the restroom—I went to hand her the paper. She screamed because someone from the Wang family was secretly watching her. I thought there was a snake, so I rushed in impulsively. It wasn’t what you thought at all, right?”
"He Donglian frowned and scolded, 'That young man from the Wang family is truly a disgrace! Every time I go to the restroom, he sneaks a look at me several times. One day, I'll have to give my third cousin a good scolding—how can a single man, not even thinking about earning money to marry, spend his days just watching women bathing and using the restroom? He's absolutely a bizarre, ungrateful type. This content is from Chapter 188 of 'Rural Beauty's Romance.' 'Sister, you know he's been spying on you, yet you haven't fixed the hole in the wall!' Lu Yun was deeply frustrated, his eyes fixed on He Donglian, trying to understand why she knew but hadn't told her third cousin. He Donglian chuckled, 'Ah, you don't get it yet, do you? Since he enjoys spying, I let him do it—each time he watches me, I have to endure the embarrassment, like a bear stuck in a corner, heh heh. Also, the hole in the wall isn't just from the Wang family's second son—there are a few I myself made by poking through with iron rods.' Lu Yun's eyes widened in
"Heehee, Aunt hasn't really lost anything—she still holds the upper hand with the old man, doesn't she?" Lu Yun said with disdain. "What exactly do you have on him? Does the old man really sneak around in his own bathroom, stealing women?" Lu Yun's casual remark had unexpectedly earned郝东莲's admiration. "Little Yun is becoming increasingly clever—she always hits the mark with her guesses. Indeed, the old man does sneak into his bathroom and spend time with women." "Aunt, you're making this up, aren't you? The old man is nearly sixty now—his vitality must have long since faded. How could he possibly be stealing women?" Even among the village's strong young men, the vitality wasn't always strong, let alone a man nearing sixty. Lu Yun shook her head vigorously, as if a windmill, clearly unconvinced. "You really shouldn't doubt it,"郝东莲 continued. "You think the Wang family hasn't accumulated anything over the years?"
"Lu Yun was now beginning to believe it. Some of the village women who have a fondness for 'broken shoes'—whatever that means—will take any amount of money and serve up their customers whether they're little kids with barely any hair at all or elderly men who are nearly bedridden. It seems Wang Senior has simply paid someone to come over and cause a fuss in his own bathroom. Honestly, his son can't even secure a wife, yet he has the leisure funds to indulge in such pursuits. Truly remarkable. "Well, let's not talk about it anymore," said Hao Donglian. "Since you've taken a liking to this young woman, just bring her over to our place regularly on weekends. Though our household is a bit modest, we certainly don't mind having one more mouth to feed." With that, Hao Donglian turned and went into the house. Lu Yun followed behind, muttering to himself: "I'd love to, but I also need her to want to come. After this little incident with Wang's second son, I'm certain she won't be coming back next week." ... Rural Beauty 188, Main Text 188 Someone is quietly watching my pee updates—done!