Country Beauty 299, Main Text 299 — "Can You Eat Me?" Chapter 299 — "Can You Eat Me?" I'm dizzy. This is the text content of Chapter 299 of "Country Beauty." What kind of people are these! Liu's widow darted into the kitchen, but Lu Yun's only hope—his lifeline—spoke a series of words that drove him absolutely crazy. He was so frustrated he wanted to hit his own head with a block of tofu. Heavenly help! Could it be that women who share a fondness for the same handsome man possess an unspoken understanding among themselves? Why haven't any of them stepped into the shoes of a normal man, thought things through from his perspective, and simply offered him some support? Instead, these two soft-bodied girls keep piling on him—how is he supposed to resist this onslaught? Lu Yun was silently wailing in his heart. Lu Xiaoying, now backed by Liu's widow's support, became even more determined, her energy flowing freely. With a cheerful smile, she said, "Don't you know what you've done yourself?" Did you see that? Now you're so infuriating that even the gods are furious. Just quietly accept your fate and let me vent my anger—then I'll spare you. Lu Yun heard Lu Xiaoying's laughter and felt a spine-tingling sense of dread, pleading, "Xiaoying, since I'm already in your hands, go ahead and do whatever you like. But at least let me know exactly where I've gone wrong. Wouldn't you think I'm lacking in masculinity just because I've been so obedient, letting you tug on my ears all this time?" Lu Xiaoying herself was starting to feel like she wanted to scream. How could this man always be so self-absorbed? Still, he was right—right now, he truly didn't seem very masculine, hah! "Hmph! You're still trying to defend yourself? What were you doing just now—do I have to tell you myself?" Lu Xiaoying said, her voice full of frustration. She couldn't believe that she'd been unconsciously gently caressing her soft breasts against his shoulders for so long, and he hadn't even noticed or mentioned it once. She was practically itching to bite her own tongue. Tugging at his ears, Lu Yun had long since grown accustomed to the reluctant efforts of the chicken with a crooked neck. He now felt uncomfortable if he didn’t tug a few times every day. Now, Lu Xiaoying was diligently completing the tasks that the chicken with a crooked neck had left unfinished, fully dedicating herself to the text content of Chapter 299 of "Rural Beauty." Indeed, it came true—no matter how much you try to be fair or not deliberately take advantage of others, in the end, it's always you who ends up bearing the brunt. "Tell me, what exactly did I do wrong? Just don’t be too direct, or else I’ll lose my ears!" Lu Xiaoying wasn’t sure whether it was because she had gently rubbed her double peaks against his shoulders that made him so obedient, staying perfectly still while she held his ears firmly. Lu Yun smiled to himself—how could he possibly be clear without being too direct! Hesitating, he said, "Well… I’ve already said it. Just promise me you won’t get angry, won’t pull my ears too hard, won’t…." Before he could finish the three promises, Lu Xiaoying interrupted: "So, are you going to say it or not? With all these 'nots' and 'musts,' are you going to add that you don’t even like me?" Hmm… Wasn’t it just a simple psychological preparation he’d offered? Did he really need to go that far? Without opening her mouth, Lu Yun chuckled softly and stammered, "Actually, it's not much—just like those two cotton balls on your chest gently bouncing against my shoulders." "弹棉花!" Lu Xiaoying was taken aback. Then it hit her—she remembered what he meant by the two cotton balls. She knew this, and so did Hong Yu. Lu Yun had no shortage of comparing their busts to cotton balls. How annoying! He'd already been calling us cotton balls, but now he's actually *plucking cotton* from them! Lu Xiaoying was furious, scolding, "I told you to pluck cotton! I told you to pluck cotton! Now I'm literally grabbing your ears—grabbing, grabbing, grabbing, grabbing…" The three unspoken rules she had just mentioned were completely forgotten. As soon as she realized that Lu Yun had been so obediently sitting there, patiently letting her tug at his ears, all because of the gentle caressing of her busts against his shoulders, she felt both shy and incensed, and poured all her frustration into Lu Yun's ears. "Madam Liu, if you don't come out soon, someone's going to die! This is the written content of Chapter 299 of 'Rural Beauty.' Lu Yun screamed. "Xiao Ying, when I came in, I forgot to buy meat. Give it your full force—later I'll make you braised pork ears." A cheerful voice came from the inner room, that of Madam Liu. Whee—whee… Indeed, there's a perfect harmony between them—the very words are the same, the flavor is absolutely authentic! Under Xiao Ying's persistent efforts, Lu Yun's ears had turned a deep red, as if the man had been drinking heavily, glowing warmly with every passing moment. Alas, it wasn't the spot that was being pulled—this ear was hot and red, yet Land Yun's younger brother was so envious. The little fellow kept trying to lift his head, eager to watch how Xiao Ying's delicate hands gently tugged at his brother's ears, making them flush. Fortunately, Land Yun had been prepared. As soon as the younger brother made his move, Land Yun's palm came down with decisive force, leaving the brother thoroughly frustrated. Was this still his big brother? Hadn't he been letting him in on all the good things lately? Xiao Ying is like this—now Xiao Yu, the young lady, isn't exactly a quiet one either. If she were to, against all odds, bring home two, or even many, sharp-tempered yet delicate and charming young wives, wouldn't she be having a hard time every single day? Oh, it's bad, it's really bad—what if she truly becomes a wife who runs the household? Would our little brother not protest, even go on strike? As if responding to Lu Yun, the young man suddenly nodded twice! Tap! Tap! Even his own little brother now finds her unbearable—what are we waiting for? Let's rise up and revolutionize, so that we may always remain above the women! Action is always the truth. Lu Yun thought deeply and then said seriously, "Xiao Ying, just hold off—don't push me too hard." After all this turmoil, Lu Xiaoying had no more strength to continue arguing with Lu Yun. Just as she was about to let go of him, she suddenly heard Lu Yun's words, and her temper flared instantly. She spoke sharply, "How can you still bear to look at me?" "... 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