1069. Very displeased! ------------ Chapter 1069. Very displeased. "Whoa, this has all been caught—what can I do? Do you think I enjoy being treated this way by women? This is truly excruciating pain!" Upon hearing his younger brother's furious outburst, Lu Yun immediately responded with an even more passionate roar. "I'm begging you—what have I been through since I've been with you? It's as if I've been cursed with bad luck for eight lifetimes! I've taught you all these things—how come you can't apply them flexibly?" His younger brother wailed, as though the entire ordeal had been personally inflicted upon him, the most unfortunate thing he'd ever experienced in his life. Lu Yun was left speechless. How exactly was he supposed to apply them flexibly? Was he supposed to use the Yin-Yang Expansion and Contraction Technique? Though it proved incredibly effective once inserted into the woman's intimate mouth, it now sat firmly in Wang Shiyu's grasp, completely unable to unfold or flex—let alone be skillfully maneuvered. Ah! The Yin-Yang Expansion and Contraction Technique wasn't working. Then why not try out that rather unseemly skill—'The Divine Technique of Expanding or Shrinking at Will, the Woman-Playing Art'? Lu Yun suddenly realized. Without time to argue with his exasperated younger brother, he immediately summoned the skill, whose very name was so unclean. With a mere thought, his member instantly shrunk to the size of a matchstick and swiftly slipped free from Wang Shiyu's grasp. As soon as his member escaped, Lu Yun promptly sat up straight, pressing his hands against his crotch to ward off any potential second assault from Wang Shiyu. Lu Yun was relieved—the object, which had been painful to hold, finally slipped out of Wang Shiyu’s hands, and the discomfort greatly diminished. Yet Wang Shiyu stared at Lu Yun in sheer astonishment, her firm, hot, rod-like object suddenly vanishing from her grasp. The mix of bashfulness and satisfaction she had felt evaporated just as quickly. “You… you…” Wang Shiyu stammered, at a loss for words. Her astonishment was beyond words. How could such a large object simply disappear from her hands? She was certain she hadn’t spared Lu Yun a single moment of pity—she had applied considerable force. Lu Yun surely couldn’t have easily let go of it. Lu Yun glanced sideways at Wang Shiyu, who was still in stunned disbelief, and smiled to himself: Honestly, if it hadn’t been for the young man’s reminder, we wouldn’t have known how long we’d be subjected to your treatment—we’d have been completely at a loss now. "I'm just wondering—what's so strange about me? Don't men find this thing of ours incredibly precious, more so than women's notions of chastity? Yet here you are, so harsh, applying so much force, treating my little brother so badly. Won't you be afraid that, once I become your girlfriend, you'll end up living alone? Seeing the various expressions on Wang Shiyu's face, I can't help but feel delighted. But just think—when she held my little brother earlier, she almost wanted to stick her fingers into his little opening, poking and fiddling around. Still, Wang Shiyu is such a fresh, untouched girl. If she were to lose her fingers, it would be a real loss—both for her and for me. Ah, a real loss!" “You…,” Land Yun’s own matter had somehow slipped out of his hands, and now, with him saying something so awkward, Wang Shiyu was so angry she wanted to shout and kick him right in the crotch, muttering angrily, “What’s so impressive about you? Do you really think I don’t understand anything? It was so large before—how it suddenly shrunk now! You… you’re not even a normal man. Speaking of which,” she finally recalled the exact reason why Land Yun’s matter had vanished from her grasp—the very thing a man most fears: erectile dysfunction! How cruel! Upon hearing Wang Shiyu’s words, Land Yun thought to himself, yet, watching her flushed, pale face, he felt a great sense of relief, chuckling softly and saying, “Whether or not I’m a normal man, you’ll only find out after you’ve tried it yourself. By the time we’re in the little forest in the evening, I’ll prove to you that I truly am a normal man.” Wang Shiyu was nearly fainting. One could lose face, but to lose face so completely—this was truly out of this world. Heaven help me! Why doesn’t the thunder strike this rascal dead? Facing Lu Yun, Wang Shiyu suddenly felt that the usually fiery, frustrating woman who always made the boys suffer, now seemed like a helpless lamb, easily trampled underfoot—no matter what tactics she employed, she couldn’t stand a chance against this obnoxious young man. "Shouldn’t I have transferred to this school instead?" Wang Shiyu suddenly thought. But back at No. 6 High School, that boy had been even more unbearable—constantly buzzing around her like a fly, even threatening her parents’ business ventures in the county town. Women’s lives truly are hard! Wang Shiyu sighed, thinking bitterly that she absolutely had to become a man in her next life. But… what if, once she became a man, she ended up treating girls like Lu Yun did? Then… Soon, Wang Shiyu abandoned this absurd idea. As a woman, as someone who had already been the victim, how could she now aspire to become the one causing harm? Absolutely not. She would never become a man. Since her life was destined to be spent as a woman, she would instead wield the strength of a woman and make men submit! That was her resolution—she would thoroughly teach Lu Yun a lesson in the small grove, even if, in truth, she were no match for him. She would use subtle tactics to ensure that Lu Yun fell at her feet. "Hey, what are you thinking about? Do you feel you've done something wrong and need to apologize to me?" Lu Yun playfully asked, of course not naive enough to believe Wang Shiyu would truly apologize to him—yet it was a nice touch to gently humble her pride. Whether male or female, Lu Yun never softened his stance against his adversaries. He chuckled, heh! After having stabbed his body with a thousand and one glares, Wang Shiyu angrily replied, "You're dreaming. By nightfall, you'll be living the rest of your life as a bachelor under my watch." Hearing this, Lu Yun broke into a cold sweat. It seemed clear now that he would surely be thoroughly dominated by her that evening. To preserve his younger brother's well-being and his own future happiness, he would absolutely have to make this proud, unyielding young lady submit and lie beneath him in the small grove. Nevertheless, although he knew Wang Shiyu had a solid foundation in taekwondo, Lu Yun was completely confident he could secure a victory from her in the evening. He’d just have to rest a bit—perhaps even take a nap while still feeling the pain in his stomach—then dream deeply and seek guidance from the larger, ancient figure in his dreams, the one who had mastered the Art of Dreaming. With this in mind, to avoid any last-minute setbacks, Lu Yun decided to sleep soundly and recharge his energy for the evening battle!