Chapter 1216: Eye-Deep Poison—When it comes to being utterly unprincipled, Lu Yun firmly believes he's second to none, and no one dares to claim first. Hearing Wang Shiyu's clearly resentful tone, Lu Yun leaned back against his desk, chuckling happily. "Where would you find it more comfortable than holding our own Shiyu?" Wang Shiyu rolled her eyes. "Nonsense! If it weren't comfortable, how would you have any reaction when holding her?" Lu Yun's heart skipped a beat. He quickly tucked his legs beneath the desk, fearing that Shiyu would suddenly lose her temper and deliver a swift kick—oh, the little one, not just any ordinary thing! If Shiyu landed a blow on it, Lu Yun would never enjoy a single moment of pleasure in the rest of his life—well, not to mention he's only just lived for a dozen years or so. That would be nothing short of turning his happiness into a mirage. "Nonsense! When have I ever shown any reaction at all?" Lu Yun refused to admit it, determined to hold firm. When he returned to his seat, he was confident that he could effectively conceal himself with Wang Xiaoting's textbooks, making it highly unlikely that anyone would notice. He suspected that Po Yu's remarks were merely meant to test his resolve—this girl was definitely becoming more perceptive these days. Yet, before Lu Yun could finish his sentence, Po Yu quietly chided him, "You're still trying to justify yourself. So, what's the point of saying you wanted Wang Xiaoting's textbooks all along? She's a girl—her textbooks are just something you take. Why place them right there in your spot, as if Red Yu Feiyan and the others wouldn't see them? Or as if I wouldn't?" With a wave of her book, Lu Yun sighed, "What's so special about this? I was just careless. You thought I was like you, with a really wealthy family, coming to school in a small car, right? I, on the other hand, have to ride my bicycle for ten miles just to get here—my legs, my hands, my whole body are exhausted. As my girlfriend, you don't even offer to massage my legs or give me a back rub, yet you're asking me about my man? What kind of reason is that?" "You... " Shiyu stammered. In their constant arguments, she rarely managed to gain the upper hand. She couldn't understand how a man could be so fluent in words—almost as good as the village elders who loved to gossip. "I don't believe you. Let me see." Shiyu wasn't convinced. Based on her understanding of Lu Yun, the embrace she gave to Wang Xiaoting had been well-intentioned, but she still doubted he would be genuinely attentive. She didn't think he was the type to pass up an opportunity. "How do you see it?" "Lu Yun smiled and asked, knowing that while she wasn't afraid to see it happen, after having witnessed it, it would still be wise to take the opportunity to have Shi Yu help him resolve the situation. After a moment's hesitation, Shi Yu whispered, 'Just let me touch you—so long as you don't feel stiff like a piece of iron, I'll treat it as if nothing ever happened. When you were holding Wang Xiaoting, I simply thought you were being kind.' Lu Yun didn't need to think much—he already knew Shi Yu would play this move, and he had been mentally prepared all along. With a composed, easy smile, he said, 'That's what you said, but if you just treat it as if nothing happened, wouldn't that be too generous of you? After all, I've been inconvenienced—how can you not make some kind of compensation?' Compensation? How dare this person ask for compensation now? He's been physically responsive while holding other girls, right in front of his girlfriend, and now with three girlfriends, he's still so bold and unapologetic—this is simply unreasonable. 'Not a chance.' Shi Yu’s firm refusal made her aware, in her heart, that Lu Yun’s proposed compensation wasn’t going to be very pleasant. Lu Yun slightly raised his shoulders and said, “Then it’s settled—we can’t make it work. Though I’m a man and your boyfriend, that part is truly our men’s sacred legacy for passing on the family line. Before we officially become a couple, I can’t allow you to touch it casually. According to the village elders, if a man’s that part is touched by girls who’ve never shared a bed with him, it might end up turning him into a eunuch.” To buy time and help his own situation cool down, Lu Yun went on a full stream of explanations, revealing all sorts of details, while quietly cursing under his breath about how the awkwardly named “wobbly chicken” hadn’t yet arrived at the classroom. With the “wobbly chicken” present, Shi Yu would have been more cautious, and perhaps Lu Yun could have gained a little more valuable time. But the more he thought about it, the longer the crooked chicken chicken kept delaying—just like his period had been postponed. And Land Yun’s own business seemed to be deliberately opposing him. Despite all the excuses he’d made and the time he’d gained, this little matter stubbornly refused to show any signs of improvement. Good heavens, what was he going to do now? Was he really going to let Shiyu catch him in the act, with solid proof that he’d shown physical response while holding Wang Xiaoting, thus proving he’d developed some unexpected feelings for her? He could swear on his life that his own business had indeed responded—but it had absolutely nothing to do with Wang Xiaoting. "Are you feeling nervous? Are you trying to delay things?" Shiyu lowered her voice, her face taut, her tone even sharp and fierce, as though Land Yun were about to lose his temper the moment he didn’t follow her instructions. Lu Yun sighed, lifting his hand and patting his head. It seemed that finding a girlfriend with strong physical presence would be no easy task—just her temperament alone was something most people couldn’t endure. Still, when you thought about it, Shi Yu’s family background, in the eyes of rural folks, was already fully that of a true noble lady. Naturally, being delicate and a bit stubborn was to be expected. "Shi Yu, can we maybe strike a deal? You just said you wanted to give it a try before—now you're making me take off my pants. Isn't that deliberately making me feel embarrassed in front of the whole class?" Lu Yun frowned, his voice full of earnest pleading. Just touch me a little, that's all—I don't need to go all the way and have you verify my credentials by having me fully undress. Are you really determined to get my world-class performance into your delicate body as quickly as possible? "Lu Yun, please return my books." At that moment, Wang Xiaoting suddenly stepped forward, her cheeks flushed. She glanced at Shi Yu and then softly said to Lu Yun.