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Chapter 066: Eat My Banana, Please

I wish to become a god. #67 1/30/2026
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As soon as Ying'er landed, she took off like a bird in flight. Gao Liang shouted, "Ying'er, don't leave me!" But there was no reply. In Gao Liang's mind, a line of text appeared: "Master! Please treat Zhang Yu Ping well! I just used brainwave consciousness detection and found that her heartbeat and yours have both sped up—she cares about you!" At that moment, after their passionate kisses, Zhang Yu Ping's cheeks were flushed with a delicate rosy hue, making her even more graceful and charming. Gao Liang found her incredibly attractive. Goodness, his wife was getting more beautiful every day—Ying'er was even jealous, and her jealousy was quite strong, which clearly showed how captivating his wife had become. Hm, after these intense kisses, he felt a remarkable sense of well-being throughout his body. The energy depletion and physical fatigue from his battle with Zhou Chao had been completely restored. Zhang Yu Ping's small hands held tightly onto his broad palm, like a delicate bird perched on a branch—endearing and lively. Gao Liang lifted her up in his arms, and Zhang Yu Ping cried out, "Husband! Put me down! Put me "I won't let go! I can't take it anymore today! I'm going to settle this with you!" With a sly smile, Gao Liang made Zhang Yiping's delicate features pale. She said to Gao Liang, "You won't succeed! Have you forgotten our promise?" Gao Liang rubbed his head. Man, only a week left until the college entrance exam. If he doesn't end up at the same university as Zhang Yiping, not only will their marital status remain uncertain, but even a simple title like "husband and wife" will be canceled. To prove himself a truly outstanding man, he absolutely must get into a good university. "Husband! How do you solve this problem?" At Deng Feizhu's home, there were several properties, one of which was currently unused. Thus, Deng Feizhu handed over the key to Gao Liang. Zhang Yiping didn't return home either, but simply called to say she would be living on campus. In the final week, the two spent nearly every moment together, working through various review questions and exchanging their study experiences and insights. Gao Liang smiled brightly and didn't answer right away. Instead, he simply said, "Wife "How could you possibly ask me something so simple?" "Hmph! I just asked! And you call it simple!" Zhang Yuping pouted, looking especially endearing. Over these days, high亮 had grown more and more fond of her—she looked even more graceful and charming with that heart-shaped hairpin. "Honey! I'm hungry! Go and get me something to eat!" High亮 and Zhang Yuping had forgotten to eat breakfast or lunch after a full day of review. Now it was nearly 4 p.m., close to dinner time. "Haha! I've got it ready! Though I'm not giving it to you yet!" Zhang Yuping smiled playfully. Her lively expression was simply irresistible to High亮, who, like a starving wolf, lifted her and whispered into her ear, "Honey, tonight I'm going to eat you!" Zhang Yuping didn't look surprised at all. Instead, she gave a mischievous smile and said, "Then fine! If you eat me, I'll haunt you even after I'm gone!" "说完,便将烤好的一根火腿肠和一根香蕉递了过去,请高亮选择。高亮立刻拿起火腿肠就吃了起来。张雨萍笑着说道:“老公!你上当了!那火腿肠很辣!”高亮只看了一眼张雨萍,便回答:“很辣好啊!我就爱吃!”说完,便装作若无其事,大口吃了起来。张雨萍正吃着香蕉,吃香蕉的姿态度真优雅。她用灵巧的嘴一点一点地啃着那根又粗又大的香蕉,让高亮不由得想起了电影里男女亲热的某个场景。要是自己那东西能被张雨萍这样绝色的美女用嘴亲吻,那可真是爽翻了!正想着这些,高亮便感到自己的那东西高高翘起,哇靠!他到底在吃什么呢! Even Zhang Yuping blushed. She had originally bought a spicy ham sausage at the supermarket—because Gao Liang enjoyed spicy food—so she chose the spicy one. But Zhang Yuping knew that Gao Liang had been expending a lot of energy lately, so upon returning home, she brushed a layer of chili sauce onto the sausage. From a book she had read, she learned that coating the sausage with chili sauce helps the body absorb heat more efficiently and strengthens one’s constitution. Yet, to her surprise, the chili sauce did not deliver the expected boost in energy. You're killing me! My lower part is completely gone! It's burning, it's so hot! Oh my god! I think I'm done! I'm going to die! Hearing High Light's tone, Zhang Yупing immediately grew panicked. "Husband! Husband! Stay strong! I'll help you get to the hospital!" Zhang Yупing said. "Oh! So hot! So intense! I'm completely out! I'm going!" Large beads of sweat rolled down High Light's forehead. In his moment of despair, he felt his member gently held by a warm, soft presence—only to see Zhang Yупing, her face flushed with embarrassment, skillfully supporting his vital part with her hands. "Husband, let me massage you!" Zhang Yупing tenderly massaged High Light. "Here, upward! Upward!" Under the highlighted prompt, Zhang Yuping blushed deeply, gently cradling the highlighted penis in her hands. Under Zhang Yuping's endless tenderness, the highlighted member felt much better, though still swollen—almost bursting if it continued to expand. Zhang Yuping quickly retrieved a piece of ice from the refrigerator, held it in her mouth, and sprayed the icy water onto the highlighted member's root. The highlighted member felt significantly relieved. Yet, he still remained warm. To make the highlighted member comfortable, Zhang Yuping had to once again set aside her composure, tears welling up, performing an action that the highlighted member had never dared to imagine: she gently sucked the ice water from her mouth and laved the highlighted member's root, truly savoring his "banana" as if eating it. "Ah! My heavenly pleasure!" exclaimed the highlighted member, instantly feeling greatly refreshed under Zhang Yuping's oral massage. Yet, Zhang Yuping cried. Her delicate, poignant appearance only deepened the affection. The highlighted member pulled Zhang Yuping close into his arms, kissed the delicate tears from her face, and softly said, "My dear wife, you've truly made me feel overwhelmed!" I know you've done everything for me! From now on, we must really work hard to get into the same university!" "Yes! Husband! Let's go together!" They kissed again, holding each other tightly. The moment lasted a long time. Zhou Chao's carefully crafted plan to win over Zhang Yaping had fallen apart. His face stretched longer than a train. Back at school, he called up all his younger brothers and brothers-in-law, furious, shouting, "For heaven's sake, Highlight! For the love of God, Highlight! This time, I'm going to make it impossible for Highlight to take the college entrance exam!"