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Chapter 270: The Clumsy Japanese Man

I wish to become a god. #273 2/3/2026
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Jingzi started the car and parked it at a certain place. After parking, Jingzi pulled Haoliang along, yet she still didn't untie the black gauze wrapping around him. Haoliang didn't mind—after all, Lao Zi has the Eye of Spiritual Gathering, which sees clearer than you do. To be pulled by a beautiful woman! This is the first time! Jingzi's intention was to surprise Haoliang. What was the surprise? A fashionable music party—a renowned event in Tokyo. Jingzi particularly loved it, as it featured stylishly dressed men and women showcasing their elegance. The program was highly interactive. Jingzi, an energetic and enthusiastic woman who enjoyed fresh experiences, guided Haoliang to a seat in the front row. At that moment, a Japanese male host stepped forward and announced with a strong voice, "The 12th Tokyo Fashion Party officially begins! Please welcome 50 stunning women to take the stage!" "Fifty stunning women, each exuding grace and charm, captivating high-light with his spiritual eyes. Junze was also deeply impressed by the elegance of these stage beauties, yet she remained confident—Tokyo University's own group of radiant women were truly the best. Only one person was missing, and that was the reason she had come here at all. Junze wondered: if high-light had seen these beautiful women, wouldn't he have been touched by their presence? Yet, these women weren't easily won over. Indeed, the male host invited the first male guest to step onto the stage. The guest, a young man of about twenty-three, introduced himself fluently in Japanese. Then, the host addressed the large LCD screen: 'What kind of person are you looking for? Someone gentle and refined, someone outgoing and spirited, or someone strong and accomplished?' The young man chose 'gentle and refined.' As a result, the lights among the fifty women dimmed, leaving only forty-three illuminated. The meeting location had three options: a bar, a café, or the countryside. The young man chose the countryside. Then, one of the beautiful women turned off her light, leaving 26 lights glowing. At that moment, the Japanese psychologist asked the audience to choose one of the following love symbols: 1. Mandarin orange, 2. Pomegranate, 3. Apple, 4. Watermelon, 5. Lemon, 6. Pineapple, 7. Dragon fruit, 8. Cherry, 9. Banana, 10. Coconuts. (Only one choice, please.) After thinking carefully, the young Japanese man chose 5—Lemon, publicly. The psychologist smiled and said, "Young man, you have a same-sex attraction! Is that right?" The man immediately felt a rush of sweat and stammered, trying to justify himself, "Just now, there were so many options. This time, I've chosen 10—Coconut!" Amid the laughter from the beautiful women, the psychologist continued, "Young man, I'm sorry, but you have a violent streak! You tend to gain love through force and action!" The Japanese young man was speechless. He never expected that this psychologist could so thoroughly uncover his personality through such a simple test question. At that moment, twenty lamps were extinguished, leaving six still lit. The host announced, "Please welcome the six beautiful women who have their lamps on!" As the women stood in various poses behind the curtain, the young man was asked to choose one. Gazing at the back profiles through the curtain, he was so captivated by their beauty that he found himself drooling, immediately selecting a woman whose body slightly trembled. He confidently declared, "I've made my choice—no changes." When the curtain was drawn aside to reveal her, everyone was stunned. What kind of beauty was this? This woman stood at a towering 1.9 meters. The trembling she exhibited earlier was actually due to her hunched posture, bent over. Her face was marked with numerous small spots, making her appear almost like a giant. The young man himself was only about 1.7 meters tall—she was clearly a full head taller than him. The rose flowers the young man had been holding, ready to present, fell to the ground, instantly overshadowing his earlier excitement with disappointment. "The curtain rises!" the host announced, and immediately a lively, cheerful melody of "la-la-la-la..." filled everyone's ears, as the other five beauties, along with the dinosaur-themed woman, took their place on stage. Next came the dialogue between the male guests and the female guests. The young man stared fixedly at the five women, his eyes barely moving, which made the dinosaur woman quite dissatisfied. She turned to him and said, "Didn't you just choose me? Isn't my beauty impressive?" The young man, speaking with words that didn't match his feelings, nodded and said she was beautiful. Right there in front of everyone, the dinosaur woman demanded, "Come over! Face me! Show me your coquettish charm!" The young man agreed verbally, but his eyes remained fixed on the other five women. Honestly, he was rather clumsy and awkward—his sweet, girlish tone was even more delicate than that of a woman. The other five women found it quite unbearable, covering their ears in discomfort! Suddenly, five beautiful women turned off the lights and said together, "We are the floating clouds—he's a transgender person!" The statement sent everyone in shock. In Japan, there are many gay individuals and a significant number of transgender people. Psychologists analyzed the young man's behavior and concluded that he was a true enthusiast of the unusual—someone who consistently imitated women's gestures, even preferring to wear women's undergarments. "Believe it!" the psychologist said. Upon prompting, the host pulled the young man's collar and immediately revealed a nursing bra. "Oh, how disgusting!" the women all made vomiting gestures. Immediately, the dinosaur-type woman, like a mountain, pressed down on the young man, saying, "Am I beautiful? I love your sweet, delicate manner—last night, I even saw you in my dreams! Come on, darling! Kiss me!" As she pressed her thick-lipped face close to his, the young man panicked and fled as if in terror. Hahaha! Everyone burst into laughter. The hand-holding attempt failed. The host announces. Next up are three more male guests, though they're a step above the young man we just saw—yet their on-stage performances are surprisingly poor. "Not one man has been able to command me!" one beautiful woman sighs. "Are Japanese men becoming increasingly timid, losing all their vigor and strength?" "Ah, if no man moves me today, I'll have to step down from the stage," another woman says. At this moment, the host excitedly announces that a significant figure is about to make an appearance. Indeed, a well-groomed Japanese young man steps forward, and the audience applauds enthusiastically. Seeing him, Hideko is amazed—what a handsome man! This clearly surpasses the earlier, rather awkward Japanese men. With his spiritual sight, Gao Liang notices it's Yamada—how did he come here? At this moment, the male host didn't follow the usual pattern. To boost viewership, he made a bold assumption: Below, please welcome a gentleman from the audience. If he feels confident about his image and demeanor, he can join the outstanding Yamada gentleman in a joint competition!